Groundhog Uday: Murderous hijinks as Saddam Hussein’s eldest son is caught in a time loop.
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Ghost Drider:** It’s a skeletal spider centaur that’s on fire!!
Krill Bill - one angry crustacean gets revenge on the blue whale that ate several tons of its close friends and relatives.
But maybe Jennifer Lawrence’s first?
Snow Whiter–Anti-pollution movie
The Men Who Stare at Goatse - NO explanation is necessary.
Coat People – Nastassja Kinski and John Heard co-manage a Burlington Coat Factory with Malcolm McDowell as a mysterious customer.
**Master Sand Commander: The Far Side of the World ** – A cranky retired sea captain takes on the job of beach maintenance at a remote island resort.
Souperman - providing nourishment to the human race.
Dogman - two angels try to get back into heaven, aided by a masked hero with a canine theme.
Pulp Friction - how you make orange juice.
Reservoir Dongs - gangster porn. Meet Mr. Pink!
Get Cartier - one man’s mission to buy a fancy watch.
Four Weedings and a Funeral - the last hours of an elderly gardener’s life.
Severn - a serial killer is on the loose on the English/Welsh border.
The Crying Gamer - a man falls in love with a hot female night-elf on WoW who’s more than she seems…
Raiders of the Lost Bark - Indy’s dog is kidnapped by Nazis. “This time… it’s personal!”
I Am Spam - A mentally retarded Nigerian prince needs your help to gain custody of his son. All he needs is your credit card details, and when he succeeds he will pay you for your help.
Iron Mang - Just like Iron Man, only starring Tony Montana.
American History Ex - A history major and her nazi boyfriend fall out of love.
***Summer of Sham - ***In this dystopian future, all television programming / streaming media worldwide consists of infomercials for a 90 day period.
Using three extra letters we get “I am Sam I Am” Thriller about meat and poultry obsessed stalker.
Thunderballs: Ron Jeremy as James Boned. 008, license to thrill.
VS for Vendetta: Sequel to the original. With the totalitarian state smashed, Evey becomes a Victoria’s Secret model.
Oceans 111: To pull off the heist of the milennium, Danny had to recruit a few more people.
Not Country for Old Men: Conflict in a seniors’ home as to which radio station to listen to.
The Canine Mutiny: Police dogs get tired of catching criminals, and just quit.
Malice’s Restaurant: Arlo and his friends return to wreak vengeance on Obie for making them pick up the garbage.
Waiting for Gruffman: A small town’s community theatre troupe dreads getting a visit from the nastiest critic in the world.
Nine Two Five - everyday office workers in Alameda County
The Blast Waltz: The Band and friends hold a farewell concert in a hall scheduled for demolition.
Slap Short: No team is willing to take on the Chiefs, so there’s no game, and the film ends sooner than planned.
Hairplane: Members of a Broadway show’s travelling troupe come down with food poisoning while aboard an aircraft.
Amiss Congeniality: An FBI agent planted in a beauty pageant forgets she must be friendly to the other competitors.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bong: “No, man, there’s like this car, and it, like, flies, y’know? Hey, gimme another hit off that, willya?”
Irony Man - mostly the same movie except this time Tony Stark is defeated by Obadiah Stane who’s using Stark’s own technology.
Planet of the Capes - “In a world where everyone is a superhero …”
Shaving Private Ryan: An infantryman visits a barber college.
Jurassic Spark: Can a tyrannosaur and a raptor find true love, in spite of their family’s enmity?