Nah, that’s a headsmack. More like this.
Think “I can’t believe this shit” rather than “I can’t believe I did that shit.”
…and now I have a new signature.
Also, let him touch them so he knows they’re not a photograph.
Don’t worry. She won’t.
Look, I don’t want to get anybody worked up or anything but what if the OP is like 40 years old?
What’s your advice now?
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Suggest that she has a talk with her, by now very aged, parents about the birds and the bees?
Speaking of naked girls…have I told you guys about the time I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?
Ok, I mostly skimmed the second page, so sorry if I’m repeating anyone.
sreynolds3, sweetie, please don’t take a pic of yourself naked and send it to this guy. Don’t take a pic of yourself naked at all. It’s a terrible idea and will not end well. It’s far to easy, in the technological present, to leak those pics. Sure he’s a nice guy, but what if his friend or brothers sees the pic on his phone, and decides to pass it on? What if his parent sees it?
Please don’t send him a naked picture.
Damn it. I knew this came from Yahoo! Answers. I could tell just by the shitty looks of the OP. Lol at those fools over there on Yahoo! Answers who were complaining about the length. They are illiterate. What is considered a normal OP for us is above the maximum character limit for the. That is how much of a lazy-ass they are. Yeah, after noticing how this has been posted on so many damn forums and Answers sites, I can’t even take this OP seriously anymore.
Hate to break it to you, but Eartha only had one child, a daughter.
Your mom was probably fibbing to you about being Eartha Kitt.
Wow. Kids today can read really fast. That took me way longer than 40 seconds. (or 4)
I’m going to close this thread since it’s apparent the OP has made the same OP in many, many places on the net. Normally this would be counted as spam and deleted, but with all the talk it’s garnered, closing works.
If anyone wishes to continue any discussions in this thread, feel free to make a new topic.