Can we just vote off four of the girls?
There’s really no standouts in this top 24. And there’s no extraordinary tatiana del toro-style train wrecks. Boring.
This year should be the end of Idol. they have a chunk of crappy singers. If you are upstairs while it is on, the girls sound pretty much the same. Nobody stands out in the guys. It is a mess.
I liked Mullet Boy better in dress rehearsal recaps. I think he was hit by major nerves.
Not sure how you missed that Fallout Boy song, Dio. It was everywhere about 2-3 years ago.
Winners:
Shirtless
Lee
Necktat
Losers:
John Park
Michael J Fox lookin’ guy (Tim?)
Mullet
I thought Aaron was pretty good when he performed but I was in the shower and only heard him. Then when I saw him in the recap he did look stiff and dorky. He could do well.
Also loser-Jermaine
I think your assessments of the last 2 guys were right on the money. The judges seemed to have their heads up their asses at the end of the night.
Who I think should go-- Jermaine and Mullet and Tim. Who I think will go-- Jermaine for sure and a toss up between Mullet and Tim.
Gah. I don’t even have the energy to write a snarky recap after that. It was all just too boring.
Casey James and Andrew Garcia were the only two who put in performances that were actually listenable outside a competition. The rest were just… blah.
This is shaping up to be a boring season. No really bad singers, no one to really hate so far, only a few good ones, and maybe only two or three that might have artistic merit outside of just being competent with their voices.
We’re only as far as Tyler Grady, and I haven’t seen anything yet that I could stand, much less actually like. Some of them were making me wish they would JUST STOP SINGING! 70’s boy (Tyler Grady) - wow, did he ever suck the life out of that song. Get a haircut, hippy.
Joe Muñoz - this year’s creepy Latino?
Lee. You suck. I guess if you sing all around a note you’ll hit it eventually…?
Michael Lynche - “Ah sang as good as good as Ah cud, boss.” Is it just me, or is he reminding anyone else of Michael Duncan Clarke? I did not hate his performance.
Jim and I call it the FloHen.
Okay, I understand what Green Mile is referring to now - I guess I’m not the only one. 
<–This was Michael Lynche.
ETA: Jim says - “And BOOM goes the dynamite!” ← This was Alex Lambert.
I think Neck Tat Garcia was my favourite of the night - I completely disagreed with Simon. That wasn’t a great song choice, though - that wasn’t much of a song to start with (it had a little hook, but that’s all it had going for it).
I liked Andrew, Aaron was okay, Casey was great, Michael was fun, but all the rest were horrible or just plain unmemorable.
I wasn’t home to see the women (no DVR–I know I’m slow).
Is neck tat’s wife a 14 year old boy?
I started watching last season, so this wasn’t apparent to me then, but I wish the people who run the show didn’t make it so obvious who they wanted to win. It’s just not fair to put the two male contestants that have gotten the most coverage prior to Top 24 in the last two slots.
Okay, I just remembered something I wanted to snark about -
THAT DAMNED BAND. God, the American Idol band just sucks the life out of everything they do. I swear, I’ve heard MIDI tracks with more life in them. They’re okay if they’re playing broadway show tunes or whatever is in their narrow little wheelhouse, but every time they try to play a rock song it sounds like Muzak.
That had to be the worst rendition of “American Woman” I’ve ever heard. And I’m not talking about the singer. Burton Cummings himself would have sounded lame with that whitebread soulless gaggle of studio hacks playing behind him.
Did you notice that for ‘rock week’ last year they dumped the band and went with honest-to-god rock musicians (it was actually some of the guys from the “Rock Star” house band). The result was the best night of music they had on that show for a long time. So why do they come back with Ricky Minor and The Sleep Inducers?
All I can think of is that they’re trying not to ‘overshadow’ the singers or something. But the Rock Star band never did that - they just made them sound better, and therefore made the show more fun to watch. But there must be a reason why the biggest, most profitable music show in the world employs such a third-rate band. Hell, even the judges have complained about the band numerous times. Usually they hide the criticism by saying they don’t like the ‘arrangement’, but often what they mean is that the band sucked, because the arrangement is standard.
Perhaps Ricky Minor has a picture of Simon Cowell and a barnyard animal or something.
If you don’t think that band is bad, compare and contrast them with the Rock Star Supernova House Band:
And they did an amazing job of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody - doubly so considering it’s just one of a dozen songs they had to learn in a week: Rock Star - Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, I just remembered that almost all the performers on that show were better than the ones AI gets. What’s up with that? For example, Jill Goia was booted off the show about halfway through. Here’s her version of Alone, which was performed on AI the other night. Jill’s version was light years better.
Yes, I think before long y’all will have to get along without my witty commentary.
Whoops – make that Katelyn, not Katie. Katie will be in the final four.
Guys, top to bottom:
Andrew Garcia - Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down
Casey James - Heaven
Tyler Grady - American Woman
John Park - God Bless The Child
Todrick Hall - Since You Been Gone
Michael Lynche - This Love
Lee DeWyze - Chasing Cars
Joe Munoz - You And I Both
Tim Urban - Apologize
Jermaine Sellers - Get Here
Aaron Kelly - Here Comes Goodbye
Alex Lambert - Wonderful World
Aaron goes, joined by either Jermaine or Alex. Hopefully Jermaine – Alex put on one of the worst AI performances ever, but his voice is pretty good. Hopefully he can get his crap together and be pretty decent down the road.
Vote For The Worst ended up picking Tim Urban.
Dial Idol, which is generally not very reliable in the early rounds, has
Siobhan and Katelyn for the girls, and Jermaine and Joe for the guys
going home tonight.