American Idol 4/17

No suspicious damp spots? :stuck_out_tongue:

Not that I noticed, but I must admit that I spent a good portion of her airtime trying to figure out how the hell she could move around in those shoes. They had to be 6" heels.

And, by the by, I know I’m a terrible bitchy cynic and all, but am I the only person who kind of can’t wait for this whole “Idol Gives Back” thing to be over, or what? I friggin’ hate telethons, and the fact that Ryan Seacrest is involved in this one kind of makes it moreso than usual.

And…the bottom three?

The newest ex-contestant?

Please?

Oh, God, I haaaaaaaaate when they do this “pick one group” thing. Stay in the middle, Melinda!

Oh. Never mind, then.

No! Seacrest, you’re a right rat bastard, you are! Not nice! Melinda is not that kind of person! Don’t do it, Melinda! Don’t do it!

Yay Melinda!

(Sorry, I hate this bit.)

What – WTF? Blake? In the bottom group? I’m not a huge fan, but … WTF?

Will Malakar’s Reign of Terror end tonight? I hope not. HEIL SANJAYA!

Lakisha has been going downhill for a while, and she’s kind of annoying me. Phil or Chris should have been there instead of Blake, so I hope Lakisha is gone.

Okay, I expected Lakisha to be in the bottom 3. She lost me with that damn song anyway, but Blake and not Chris?! What the frak?

I’m expecting Sanjaya to leave, please…

What is the topic for next week?

It’s “Idol Gives Back” week, and that means “inspirational” songs, I think.

Antonio Banderas … yummy! (Way to ignore his lovely wife, there, Seacrest, you giant dork.)

So its Blake, Sanjaya and Laquisha in the bottom 3?

Oh, I like these Shrek previews…

I wonder what would be their take on “inspirational”… heh…

That country chick is singing. Why is this happening? Make it stop. Why can’t they just hurry up and kick Sanjaya off the show and get it over with?

I think Martina McBride needs a sandwich, because if you look thin in stretch pants on television, you’re too damn skinny. Maybe I should send her some of my ice cream …

Well, Sanjaya actually looks cute tonight… Too bad he’s leaving…

Yes. But now Blake is safe. Thank goodness. I am surprisingly relived by this turn of events. And … hoooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaay! Bye, bye, Sanjaya!

Sorry: I don’t mean to be so nasty. He seems a good enough kid, but unfortunately under-talented.

And isn’t it always the way – he sounds better today than last night.

Damn, no more reason to watch.

Thank God! The reign of Terror, I mean, Sanjaya is over!

:smiley: Well, the departure of Sanjaya is the only notable GOOD news I’ve heard so far this week. I’ll take it wherever I can get it!

The long national nightmare is over!!!

breaks out the noisemakers and funny hats

Well, at least all is right in everyone else’s universe tonight.

Now I can focus all my “go home” vibes on Chris. At least Sanjaya had a personality.
“Let’s give 'em something to talk about other than hair” Ha! That kid has more personality in his little finger, than Chris does in one smarmy look. I’ll miss him a little.