Wow, Kelly Clarkson has gained a LOT of weight.
Taylor was out of order…I was thinking they screwed him yet again. And where’s Cook?
Where’s David Cook???
Jordin Sparks and Ruben Studdard are the same size.
Cook is at a charity event elsewhere, according to random people posting on MJ’s blog.
He apparently said “Charity before publicity,” according to some tweet from someone I’ve never heard of.
:smack: So that’s why we had the unfunny Dane Cook, it was a typo on the invitations!
Ah, Constantine! hee hee
This is good, enjoyed Simons speech.
I miss Reynaldo
Oooh, are we gonna have a wardrobe malfunction?
In Morticia’s dress? Never! 
ZOMG, it’s a troupe of Zombie Michaels.
NOW can we have a wardrobe malfunction?
This is creepy. I’m scared. Someone hold me.
The Donkey Butt is back, making my husband a happy camper. He was very upset when she started covering it up.
Wow, Janet looked amazing. Now that’s how you do plastic surgery (assuming she’s had work).
Edit: Lee, you ain’t no Joe Cocker.
Janet looked great, love the short hair, her performance bored the livin’ crap outta me.
Bet some one simulposts the exact opposite opinion!
Wow, Joe Cocker is old.
He still sounds good, though.
It’s been pretty obvious all night long who the guests would be by the song the contestant was singing. But they really fooled me with With A Little Help From My Friends cuz half the Beatles are dead.
Janet looked and sounded great.
My son is amazed Joe Cocker is white, which is cracking me up somehow.
The coke commercial with the history test rocks, btw.
It was nice to hear a Sufjan Stevens tune.
And boy did Joe Cocker let himself go or what? If I saw this guy walking down the street I would have no idea who he was.
I believe he has quite a history of substance abuse. Could be wrong but that’s my recollection.
I’m 32, and I had the same thought. I always thought he was black. Never saw him perform before tonight.
Oh, and nice oops on the cut back…
Noooooooooo! 