What do an elephant and a Volkswagen have in common?
They both have their trunks up front.
How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, insert elephant, close the door.
How do you get four elephants in to a Volkswagen?
Two in the front seat, two in the back seat.
How do you get a Rhino into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, remove the elephant, insert rhino, close the door.
How do you tell if there’s three elephants in the refrigerator?
There’ll only be one outside in the Volkswagen.
The Lion, king of the jungle, called a meeting of all the jungle animals. Everyone showed up except who?
The rhino - it was still in the refrigerator.
Why are elephants all wrinkly?
They get really mad when you try to iron them.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh come on, you know elephants can’t change light bulbs - that’s what the rhino is for.
Dig a big hole and throw lots of wood into it. Light the wood on fire until it burns down to ashes. When an elephant comes down the trail and looks to see what you’ve done, run up behind it and kick it in the ash hole.