Anyone know when Archer season 5 will begin?

Cafe Society
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Anyone? Anyone at all? I’m long overdue for a fix of Lana Kane and Cheryl Tunt.
Sploosh!

…wait…I had something for this… :smack:

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The answer is…yes? Is that what we’re looking for here?

Because…wait for it…wait for it…okay, I got nothing.

But I’m awesome. Which is more than you. So suck it.

:drinks Scotch:

Are you still here? Becuase I can make you go away.

It involves a gun, and a swamp. No, wait. Not a swamp. Alligators and/or crocodiles live in swamps, and I…don’t like them.

Okay, it involves a hypodermic, a rug, and a car trunk.

Hey, it works on hookers.

:refills Scotch, fires it down:

I’m not sharing this, so you should just go away because, seriously, you’re kinda starting to piss me off. You are entering a zone which could, with just another drink or two, be categorized as…dangerous.

Oh, wait, I know the answe to this! It’s…

…wait for it…

…wait for it…

on or about January 17, 2014.
Yeah, I’m kinda bummed about it, too.

Beacause THIS MUCH AWSEOME SHOULD BE ON EVERY DAY!

yeah

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hooray

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That was the most epic answer on the interwebs ever. Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

I feel like I should pay for those drinks…just the tip?

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I can’t tell you.

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I wish season 4 would come to Netflix streaming before season 5 begins, but I kind of doubt it.

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Hold on a sec…where the hell is Ray when you need him?

Probably giving Cyril fashion tips.

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Can’t, or won’t?

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I was so expecting this to end with a beeeeep.

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To tide you over until then, here’s “Danger Zone” Archerized.

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Yes.

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2013 winner of The Nobel Prize for Awesome .

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Sploosh.

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Making me wait until 2014? Ugh, that’s like shooting a unicorn!

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Either?

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phrasing!

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Do you want to get antsy?! Because that’s how you get antsy!

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A little column A, a little column B.

It’ll be Mon. Jan. 13: http://www.fxnetworks.com/archer

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Do I know?
nooooooooope.

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Anyone else thought season 4 was a bit off?