Don’t wanna miss this!
You know, I used to look forward to Christmas. But I think now I have a new favorite holiday.
First of all, let me state that I thought someone was asking for me with this thread title. 
Secondly, for me… This is just another Tuesday!
(Oh, and ‘Hi, Opal!’)
We be talking like pirates! Arr!
Ahoy ! and Avast ye, maties !
[Ray Stevens]
I don’t like it and I don’t want it. I’m an “Artiste”… and don’t look at me that way.
[/Ray Stevens]
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you sure that this holiday is a good idearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Arrr, it’s driving me nuts!
Hmmm. I have a business meeting to chair that night. Perhaps a clip on faux shoulder parrot would be in order.
If ye be in favor of the motion, signify by sayin’ ‘Arrr.’
I think I might be spending a tad too much time here. I saw the thread title, I opened it up and saw the first sentence (without clicking the link), and I said to myself, “OH, Talk Like a Pirate Day, isn’t that September 19?” No self-respecting housewife should know these things. Oh, well, one more reason for my kids to think I’m a dork.
And btw, I don’t like rum. 
Ye have the date pegged, but it’s harrrrrrd to wait that long. It be too bad Talk Like a Pirate Day comes but once a yearrrrrr.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it is me firm belief that no one should ever be missin’ a chance to do some pirate talkin’ me mateys!
And don’t ye be poopin’ on me deck ye scurvy dog!
If ye Laird ayent a meand me t’be a poopin’ on yon deck, 'e woud’re called it ye Nae Poop deck!
I miss my parrot now. He would clean my beard. It was bliss says I.
I work as a contractor on a Coast Guard base. Talk Like A Pirate Day would go over like a turd in a punchbowl there.
Aaaaaarrrrrrrr.
ArrMatey!
Avast !!! Ye be talking like some landlubbin’ scalawag.
(Geez, with a name like yours, … ARRRRRR nevermind. Some people just don’t want to be pirates) 
But pirates around here talked arabic! I don’t speak arabic!
Oh wait. There’s the ones who’d just gotten kicked out of Spain… but those talked like me!
Dangit. pout
Should Johnny Depp be involved, I’d be glad to particpate in a wench swap.
EWW! But Johnny Depp looks like Mark Karrrrrrrrrrrr.
I think i’ll dress as Long John Silvarrrrr on the day.
aarrrrrr
But wasn’t Pirates of the Caribbean rated ARRRRR?