Didn’t Cecil cover ass sex in a previous column? I’m sure he did. :rolleyes:
i think he’s getting drunk and telling her that’s he’s having ass sex when he’s not.
that would irritate me. i’d rather know about the ass sex he is having.
VGT, I hope you’ll show a bit of patience, here; are you saying a) that whenever AShP is drunk he is claiming to have had ass sex, then denying it when sober? Or do you mean b) that you know he hasn’t had any ass sex, even though he says he has? I hope you can see that your statement quoted above could be read either way, and that the answer has some bearing on the points made in your OP.
Side comment: in either case, exactly how were either of these claims supposed to impress you?
In any event, 20-year old guys (hey, even guys at my advanced age) rarely show much situational awareness where women are concerned. If I may advance a bit of advice, and if you think your relationship with him is worth it, tell him that you value honesty more than you do lame attempts to impress. OTOH, I don’t see any particular benefit in discussing precisely WHICH lie set you off.
You better think of a new term, buddy-o. There are a helluva lot more Ohio Dopers than you might expect, and you might find yourself experiencing uncomfortable retribution.
Fair warning.
I see her problem.
Her friend is lying to her about his sexual practices, and she thinks it’s hurtful that he doesn’t trust her enough to tell the truth.
Pretty normal, not worth all the teasing, I think.
Ok, background time. We’re talking and somehow ass sex comes into the conversation. I asked him if he ever did it, he said no. No big deal. He’s drunk and talking about ass sex, he said “you just have to take it slow” and I was like “I thought you never had ass sex.” So he says, “Oh yes, I am the ass master.” I didn’t really say anything just acted mad. Then I started asking him why he would lie, and why lie about a stupid thing like ass sex. Also, LaurAnge hit it perfectly. It is not the ass sex that upsets me, it’s the lying that upsets me. I think I should stop with the ass sex because it’s all going downhill…
Welcome to the SDMB fleshy!
I hadn’t heard that one before…but you better watch out anyway. You tell the wrong person to fuck off and they could boot you out the back door.
On your ass, of course. 
Bidding starts at $50 for this prime piece of sig real estate. Do I hear $50?
VGT, a 20 year old guy bragging about his sexual exploits (or lack there of)when he is drunk? This is pretty common. I’m not excusing his behavior, but it seems to me that with guys like this when you add a bit of alcohol, the little head takes over.
He should grow out of it.
Me, too. Girl, you don’t need somebody who gets drunk and says things like, “I am the ass master”, unless he’s currently running the tourist Donkey Ride franchise at the Giza pyramids.
This made me do my rare wheezing cartoon-character laugh. Kudos.
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**Me, too. Girl, you don’t need somebody who gets drunk and says things like, “I am the ass master”, unless he’s currently running the tourist Donkey Ride franchise at the Giza pyramids.
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Fuck you DDG
Fuck you and your beer spray inducing Macintosh G3 keyboard ruining, phlegm in the back of my throat hurling forward “ass master” quip.
Why I oughtta… 
Why am I reminded of a Suzanne Sommers infomercial when I hear the term “ass master” though…
I just went through saying that I don’t care about his ass sex, I care about the lying.
That’s how he is though, saying “I’m the ass master”, is probably something he would do sober as well. Hmm…now that I’ve said that I’m wondering does that really make him look better.
Ummm…no. In fact this guy sounds more and more like a prick. (I should know people having been accusing me of being on SDMB ever since I got here). Quit putting out for this asshole and find someone who meets you needs in a more substantial way.
Who said I was putting out?? I already made a point of saying I wasn’t.
Maybe he was too embarassed to admit that he had not actually had anal sex after giving advice on it, and tried to defuse the situation with a comedic “assmaster” response.
It’s tough when somebody finds out the advice you’ve been giving about some titilating subject is actually nothing more than what you heard on TV or read in a book.
Cranky, your description kinda turned me on. It sounds so dirty. And wrong. And bad…
Second, VenusGirlTrap - no one cares that this is your first rant. It’s a sucky rant. It fails to establish clear motive. It fails to prove that you are annoyed beyond a reasonable doubt. Next time (and I hope to god there is no next time), be clear about the source of the bug up your ass, be specific about the wrongs committed against you, and stop waffling.
Venus, regardless of putting out or not, this is not someone you want to care about. Yes, the lying is an issue. Unless you are in your semi-almost whatever relationship for fun/sex/whatnot and its a get in, get off, get out kinda deal, I suggest you skip the first two steps and waltz right to the “get out” phase.
There may be way awesome wonderfuls you haev not shared, but from what you have shared, this boy is trouble. (And realise I totally understand wonderfulnesses behind the scenes you just didn’t think were worth including in the OP. I’m with a guy that a good 98% of the human race tells me to ditch on a regular basis.)
A’ight, so, first he tells you he hasn’t taken the dirt road, then he tells you he has. Honestly, on the list of Horrible Lies, this doesn’t even appear. I’m unclear as to which assertion is the lie, but really. Have a beer. Move on. It’s not really your business to begin with.
For the edification of the assembled, am I correct in surmising that though you aren’t going out with the Lord of the Pants, you would be if you could?