Awww, I feel worse reading these posts. We sorted everything out tonight, he doesn’t like me so there are no more ass problems. 
Now I feel dumped and stupid.
[cigarette]
So . . . was it good for you too? 
But…but…
Venus, you weren’t going out, you weren’t putting out, and he sure as heck wasn’t putting in so you weren’t really dumped. You weren’t anything! You’re not in any nether region, abyss, event horizon, or even five parsecs away from the Kettle Run of this relationship.
Can I make a completely off the wall WAG here? You’re lying to yourself when you say it’s only about him lying. You do care whether he’s had ass sex with other girls because this guy who you’re interested in and you’re wondering just how much of a slut he is. He very well could be the most Ass Mastering manslut in the entire Northern Hemisphere. But whether that makes a differnce is entirely up to you. Because, as Lux Fiat pointed out, this lie rates somewhere between “whoa, that was good for me too” and “I can type at 85 WPM” when you really only type at 80.
I’ll tell you one thing though. He wasn’t lying to you when he got drunk and “confessed.” He was drunk and he was spouting out whatever came to him at the time. Hell, after 6 or 7 Coronas, I’ve been known to tell people I’m the president of Bolivia. People don’t call me a liar. They don’t say “but when you were sober you told me you’ve never even been to Bolivia!” They just laugh and figure I’m too drunk to know what the hell I’m talking about.
sorry about the ass-master. Guys suck. You learned a valuble lesson, 20 year old guys who brag about thier sex life when they are drunk are bad news. You can do better.
Okay. I’m coming in a little late, so let me see if I understand correctly.
You, VGT, are upset because a guy with whom you have no relationship is spouting off about his colonic spelunking exploits.
First off, from your recounting of the conversation, it seems to this humble yet professional cynic that the “Assmaster” comment was not a contradiction, but rather one of two things: a) a drunken attempt at being sarcastic, and b) a drunken misrepresentation of the truth, probably a). Esp. considering the “oh, yes,” which I personally use as a sarcasm marker. But then, you know him better than I.
So then you get upset over a minor, random, drunken lie. Do you think he lies to you much when he’s sober? Were you discussing anything of any significance when the butt-bumpin’ comment slipped out? I’d say worry when he starts lying about bigger things, and–pardon–when they’re more of your business (i. e. when you are a SO).
Finally, VGT, your very presence on the SDMB suggests to me that you’re way too good for this guy. He seems to me (though I don’t know him) the sort of guy who would view you as simply another ass jousting partner rather than the intelligent, sensitive person you seem to be.
fiddles with gearshift in head grumblegrumble . . . Darn thing’s stuck in “Flattery” again . . . grumblegrumble
Ahhhh, that explains everything. I rarely get any 'cause I’m on SDMB and am therefore way too good for most women.
Most logical reason I’ve heard to date.
Sua
Good God- I just wanted to say this: You know how people are always saying “Ha, ha- that was so funny it made me spray my monitor!”
I shit you not, coffee came out of my nose and sprayed my monitor. I’m thinking about printing that out and hanging it in my office. Thanks for the laugh.
Regarding the OP: Don’t sweat the assmaster. You can certainly do better. Don’t let the comments here get you down- I think most were meant in jest 
Zette
Oh thinksnow, my buckeye is quivering with fear!
Rose
Jesus fucking Christ!
How the hell do you people decide this guy is some kind of jerk from the fact that he got DRUNK and said something like “I’m the assmaster” to a FRIEND?!?! I’ve said things a million times worse to my friends and got nothing but laughs.
What business is it of Venus if he has anal sex or not, she has as little right to ask him as he does to lie about it! I know if someone who I wasn’t comfortable discussing my sex life with started to asked me if I had anal sex, I would say “no” and change the subject.
For christ’s sake, tell him all about what you do with your blowjob cum and THEN expect him to share HIS most intimate details. Not everyone just spills the beans when suddenly asked.
Oh, and alcohol excuses anything in my (unpopular) book 
— G. Raven
Or should that be ‘puckering with fear’?
Yup, Rose…quivering with excitement, and puckering with fear…
Zette said:
Ew. Just… ew.
So Venus, how YOU doin’?
[Suzanne Sommers] But with the AssMaster[sup]TM[/sup], you don’t have to sweat to have a great looking ass. Just ten minutes a day will have your ass in walnut-cracking shape in no time. Why, my ass is over forty, and look at it! Before I started using the AssMaster[sup]TM[/sup] my ass was flabby and lumpy. I could never get ass-sex. But after following the AssMaster[sup]TM[/sup] exercise program for just ten minutes a day, I started seeing results after only one day! It’s been eight weeks now, and I have the ass of a twenty-year-old. And all the ass-sex I can handle! Take that Jenilee Harrison! [/Suzanne Sommers]
Step on up, ladies.
I’ve been told I am an asshole many times.
Ass-sex; get your ass-sex right here …
Very poor rant. Doesn’t even rate a 1 on the pit-scale.
Kamandi welcome to the Pit. After that post I would think most would agree you are worthy among few. Milo don’t bellow so loud, you might get some takers.
Ummmm. . . . you could always change positions, ya know.
Aww, shucks, ultress, you’re makin’ me blush. Thanks.
Fuck you DDG
Fuck you and your beer spray inducing Macintosh G3 keyboard ruining, phlegm in the back of my throat hurling forward “ass master” quip.
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I can’t help but think of Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson says “I am the foot fucking master”. Granted foot fucking is a fetish with a much more limited appeal than ass fucking.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!!! :: deep breath :: Wahahahahahahahahahahaha! * :: wipes eyes :: *
Man, if anybody ever asks why I hang out here . . . this is why. 'Cause y’all make me laugh my ass off.