Ass sex, lying, and my first rant.

[Jodi]

Girl, you don’t need somebody who gets drunk and says things like, “I am the ass master”, unless he’s currently running the tourist Donkey Ride franchise at the Giza pyramids.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!!! :: deep breath :: Wahahahahahahahahahahaha! * :: wipes eyes :: *

Man, if anybody ever asks why I hang out here . . . this is why. 'Cause y’all make me laugh my ass off.

[beagledave]

*Originally posted by Jodi *
…'Cause y’all make me laugh my ass off.
**

You say you’re now missing your original equipment ass?

Allow us to introduce you to the “assmaster”…he’ll fix ya up as good as new in a jiffy

[Cartooniverse]

*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose *
Me, too. Girl, you don’t need somebody who gets drunk and says things like, “I am the ass master”, unless he’s currently running the tourist Donkey Ride franchise at the Giza pyramids.

;j [Yul Brynner]

MOSES, MOSES, MOSES.

[/Yul Brynner] ;j

** Duck Duck Goose**, you’re the best.

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