** Do you want fries with that? (McDonald’s employee beats customers)
"Every now and then you come across somebody you shouldn’t have F*ed with"
Mmm hmm.
At least 50 dogs abandoned in the Everglades since July
A Job Well Done
Not a dog person, are you?
Would my pets eat me?
Kitty likes chicharrónes
I guess you’re safe, then.
Would my pets eat me?
The Dry Spell is Over! YES YES YES!
So how do you like your eggs?
HP Lovecraft
Boiled. In the ichor of the Old Ones.
** “Dave’s Old Porn”: Dave Attell’s new show on Showtime
Define Porn
**
I just bought a business suit for $19.47
This office building is swaying in the wind
…because it was also built for $19.47.
Left Behind on Oct 21?
A letter to a lost love
My beloved, now that you’ve been ruptured away from me it will be hell on Earth. I mean, it will be hell on Earth anyway, but even more so now that you’re gone.
Would my pets eat me?
Las Vegas Zombie Walk Dopefest!
Zombie Pets Roam Las Vegas. Film at eleven.
I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight
What is WRONG With People??
Why are they all driving cars? On the ground? They’re completely mental!
Sex Partners with Family Names
Regional humor.
Uh-oh, here come the West Virginia jokes.
OK, I’m cheating by going off-board. But I liked this juxtaposition of headlines on MSNBC:
German satellite falls to Earth; no word on whether it hit anything
Bransons, space tourists anxious for maiden flight
Dogs and dewclaw growth question
How Do You Dispose Of This Puppy?
When their dewclaws get too long, the landfill is your best option.
Really acute senses
Macadamias made me puke
O.K., but when you fall unconscious at the sight of a pecan, I’d say you need therapy.
In a libertarian society…
Should the government seek equal prosperity?
Of course not. That’s not what libertarianism is about.
From the main forum page:
Is it wrong for 15-year olds to be sexually active?
Can you really find girls like this in small towns and rural areas?
Yes. Just be active in Internet chat rooms, be willing to drive long distances and dress nicely for television.
Cooking anything interesting?
Greed
With avarice sauce.
** I think my daughter is going to get proposed to tonight…
Taste of Kiss**
** Serious problem with my 21 year old son, his WOW addiction, and his lack of education
Kid keeps drawing on the wall **
Either you meant "21 month old son, or you have a very serious problem
** Do you guys like hipster girls like these?
Is it wrong for 15-year olds to be sexually active? **
Sexually active 15 year old hipster? OH, YEAH!
Comes the zombie apocalypse…what do you do? What do you do?
Write me a funny epitaph
I think my daughter is going to get proposed to tonight…
Isn’t it funny?
It’s hilarious, but they’re not going to like it if you stand around giggling.
Did you ever put your dick in the crazy?
Do dogs ever catch squirrels and the like?
Smug.