Can someone explain to me the shootings in the US?
Secular Humanism
See what happens when you turn away from God?
**So, just how evil am I
I’m going to hell now for sure**
well, someone had to do it.
Visiting the Netherlands in November. What should I do/see?
Old Lady Snowblower
I think you know what I’m talking about. 
Lions and tigers and bears and twelve monkeys? Animals on the loose in Ohio.
Man lives off Roadkill for 30 years.
i am a lazy typer…
FNG’s MMP
Yeah, turning everything into an abbreviation is pretty lazy.
**Tell me about life without a thyroid
iphone 4S just announced **
Cool, now you can download a thyroid app.
** Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.
Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean? **
It means God punished you with a broken foot.
Hospital Staff allowed to receive tips?
Tell me about life without a thyroid
For a measly five bucks? Go look it up on the Internet.
**Romney a dog abuser?
get your dogs dirty ass off the restaurant table! **
Sometimes, you can’t blame a guy for getting abusive.
**Question about virginity
Are self-described personal attributes helpful in a cover letter?
**
Let me guess, you’re interviewing with a lawyer on “strictly business”? I’ll be damned if anyone’s gonna get that reference 
What’s wrong with Ron Paul?
Ron Paul’s Plan
We have a winner.
When did band names start to get weird?
Honey And Poop
I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight
My man’s got some balls.
Pan Am games, and shameless bragging.
So what if it’s my first lesson? I got yer Boeings right here! Pan-Am’s tail is mine!
From Cafe Society:
Define Porn
Memoirs?
I guess that would depend on whose memoirs they were.
** Regional humor.
So what is a hipster exactly?**
It’s my uncle Clem wearin’ his lowrider overalls. Haw haw haw!!!
Gaddafi is dead, as Sirte falls to Libyan troops
I’m going up for a demo/discovery flight
Well, then… He doesn’t get a ride.
So, I’ve got this boy…
I am going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
Whatever it is, it’s illegal.
**Rescued kitten - advice?
Kitty likes chicharrónes **
Asked & answered.
The hazards of noise-blocking headphones
Dragonfly wieners!
I told them the pheromones weren’t necessary, but nooooo…
Convince us you’re not responsible for the Zombie Apocalypse.
I am going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
Not exactly helping your case there, Spanky.
Here’s Something You’ve Never Heard Me Ask Before
Would my pets eat me?
So, I’ve got this boy…
My Christmas Shopping is Done
Not sequential, or even two threads, but when I saw this thread title:
** My Husband Is Really Ill**
due to the font the front page is displayed in (YMMV), I read it as “My Husband Is Really 3 [Years Old]” - would be too much of a dick move to point it out in the thread though. (As penance, hugs and wellwishes to faithfool, we’re always here for you.)