Poll: What Should The Age Of Consent Be?
Tell me about how online pedophiles operate
Well, some start Internet polls…
From Great Debates:
One good reason why you should Tip ?
Secular Humanism
“In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. So, for fuck’s sake, tip the waiter. It’s only a few bucks.”
Tell me about powerless lawn mowers
Unable to orgasm during sex
Yeah, you really need a riding mower for something like that.
Could I sell bottled water as homeopathic medicine?
Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.
Experiences with Homeopathic HCG Weight Release
Look, it’s all simple. Poor the water on your foot. It will heal the bone and help you lose weight.
What does a French teen boy eat?
Do you guys like hipster girls like these?
Ou-la-la! We are having zee hipster girl for dinner!
Suggest a new zoo animal!
Women - Short skirts and dresses
Something tells me it’s all happening at the zoo.
**Economics
What’s The Deal With Artificial Grass?
Economics
Economics
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It’s like my old real estate agent always told me – “Economics! Economics! Economics!”
**If the human race had their emotions taken away
How the f*ck is this pronounced? **
Hey, I think you missed one.
**Quadruple amputee gets double hand transplant
Why would you tell me that NOW?! **
So you’d stop bitching about your irritable bowel.
TV series casting of the soon to be famous
Revenge (ABC TV Show)
**Diaper Changing on a table … in a lunch room.
get your dogs dirty ass off the restaurant table! **
I’m happy for you because you think your dog is your baby, but geez change that shit outside!
**Bizarre reasons you’ve called in “sick.”
i am a lazy typer…
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Bizarre, vivid dreams
3M accidentally invents force field? Has anyone else heard this one?
No, can’t say that I have. What does that dream symbolize anyway?
I just taught my nephew to tie his shoes… he’s 12
I’m going to hell now for sure
It looks like our son has night terrors. Any advice?
Do you shudder? Does your skin crawl?
These corn mazes have got to be stopped!!!
And they’re paired up again.
**Man lives off Roadkill for 30 years.
Do you want fries with that? (McDonald’s employee beats customers) **
McPossum!
How to kill fruit flies
How The Hell Do You Burn Out TWO Blenders?
So… what? You put a bit of banana in the blender and wait for enough flies to gather before hacking them to death with the spinning blades? It seems to me there are more efficient ways to kill fruit flies. And since they have so little mass, it might not be good for the blender.
Tile Sealing Question
What Happens to Woodchucks?
If you really want to keep them out, you’ll need to close off the doggie door.
** Played footsie with friends wife under table. What does it mean?
Well poop. Think I broke my foot. WHIIIIINE.**
I think it means that she’s not interested.