Why do dogs spin around before they defecate?
What were these “side dishes” I was served at a Korean restaurant?
Believe me, you do not want to know.
**Why are men falling behind?
Space expands, why not here?
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You heard it here first: men are falling behind because of dark energy.
You’ve got 4 weeks to live…
How excited about Christmas are you?
Man, that’s harsh!
Convince me to give you the power to teleport?
Poll: How excited about Christmas are you?
I’m very excited. But they won’t let me into Best Buy anymore. 
Can someone help me get started meditating?
New Front Door Question
What is the sound of a front door closing if it isn’t in a door frame?
In a libertarian society…
"The rich have no right to money as long as the poor are starving."
Sounds like someone failed Libertarianism 101.
Could a severed human head be kept alive?
How Safe Is Driving In Mexico
If you watch out for the severed head-drivers drifting over the center line, it’s pretty safe.
Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense
Hemicorporectomy Cut in Half to Live
I hear people saying this all the time, but I don’t have a clue what it means.
Florida Highway Patrol busts Miami Cop Car for Speeding
"Every now and then you come across somebody you shouldn’t have F*ed with **
Don’t F*** with the Florida Highway Patrol!
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
The stories you tell!
We call it ‘hangar flying’. 
Do you ever wish you were the opposite gender?
Straight guy with a Lesbian Buddy
OK, hang on, just let me think - I’m straight, and the she… YES!
Tell Me a Joke
And THIS is why you don’t bring your dog to the stadium!
Good start, but we want the full joke, not just the punchline.
How do I initiate a divorce as painless and as cheaply as possible? (Rambling marital problems)
Straight guy with a Lesbian Buddy
Yeah, I can see how that wouldn’t make for a good marriage.
Is it too early to say Google+ is a failure?
Google jumps the shark
Guess not.
**Female SF Author who features a Midget?
“The Little Women Letters” **
What would be your teleportation list?
Custom bobbleheads?
I admit it, I’ve been teleporting Herman Cain bobbleheads over to the Mitt Romney campaign. Freaks them right out, it does.
Should I be worried about this voicemail?
Parenting conundrum
Kids leaving you death threats again?
How come it’s not why?
Don’t know how to feel about this cop’s question…
Cop was baked.
Homeless dog survives gas chamber at shelter; Idiots step forward to adopt him and ONLY him
Stupid dog tricks
In a libertarian society…
Would you be weirded out if a boy joined your daughter’s Girl Scout troop?
Well, if he doesn’t use coercion or fraud to do so, and the people concerned all consent, I don’t see that it would be anybody else’s business.