What brought you to the Straight Dope?
Pills
Yes, in the old days the Dope was so desperate for members, if you signed up you got a free bottle of pills from Ed Zotti’s medicine cabinet.
Where’s our immortal soul when we sleep?
In a libertarian society…
Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that.
Hemicorporectomy Cut in Half to Live
Am I in the Decrepit Demographic? Or, These Ads Must Stop
You have a problem with the half off sale?
God’s omniscience
Omni-benevolent, Omnipotent, and Omniscient
Looks silly driving that beat-up Omni though.
Just now in MPSIMS:
**What to do in Tokyo in November?
Pills
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Yeah, pretty much.
** Which TV husband or wife would you most NOT want for your spouse.
Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old “country singer”
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That puts him on my list.
shakes fist
slinks out of thread, beaten to the punch yet again
You’ve got 4 weeks to live…
Are you handing out candy this Halloween?
Screw the little bastards. I’m eating it all myself.
You have $50 billion; what spiteful thing would you do?
7 Billion…
OK, 7 billion, whatever, what would… :dubious: hang on, what have you done with the other 43?
**One of the top 5 nicest things anyone’s ever done for me
Tell Me a Joke **
Jokes are nice, sure, but… Top 5? I dunno.
What does English sound like to foreigners?
song lyrics
Yeah, mostly.
** A vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie …
Fire the Federal Governement!!!**
Man, I knew those monsters were powerful, but not that powerful!
October weight loss thread
First World Problems
**Which rock acts can claim to have been the biggest in the world?
Is Mick Jagger known for his moves? **
Yes, and he can claim to be part of a big rock act.
**Poll: Are you handing out candy this Halloween?
Discussion of white “privilege” [kinda’long] **
Sorry, I only give Necco wafers to the white children. You’ll have to settle for 3 full-size Musketeers bars.
**Hydorgen peroxide and potassium permanganate
Inground Swimming Pools
**
My favorite stuff to swim in!
**What’s up with the UPS “bus?”
Rising temperature gauge-NEED ANSWER FAST
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**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
Tell Me a Joke **
What? Pick up lines are for losers - the chicks should be entertaining me.
You heard right: I gave away full-size 3 Musketeers bars on Halloween
For Geezers Only
Those whiny children can sock off.
What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
ESPN HD – Is Cablevision Screwing With Me?
A time-honored pickup line.