**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
I’ve got magical money! **
Seems to work for me!
** Where Did This Scream Originate?
African-Americans’ aversion to cold temps**
My ears are still ringing from the time they inducted Al Sharpton into the Polar Bear Club.
**San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant- Ammonia Leak (Need Answers FAST!!!)
Dirty Electricity
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What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense
**Scheduled command System I
What does the “i” stand for?
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Ummm, “One”?
**Need inexpensive date ideas for NYC - need answer fast
Scaring Babies **
Cheap AND fun.
Separated by one, but it’s such a fabulous pickup line:
What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
Wheatena, Anyone?
“…Officer!!!”
Do you make your house smell good? If so, how?
Have you ever done "hard drugs?"
Cause if you do, you need a way to hide the smell.
What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
Wanna know what you can’t do with a 10 foot pipe…
…if you know what I mean? 
**My first attempt at a satirical cartoon
Adventures with Neti Pot (slightly TMI) **
Need inexpensive date ideas for NYC - need answer fast
Best Value Motel Chain ?
**Adventures with Neti Pot (slightly TMI)
“Walkin’ in an orgy wondeland!” **
Only slightly?
Should a therapist contact you?
Heart ripped out by daughter this morning
Either a therapist or the Zombie Patrol - call somebody.
**Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense
Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless
**
“Yeah, I had a little too much to drink last night and set fire to the bar. I guess I really Screwed the Bieber.”
**If you believe you’ve been sexually harrassed…
Why do people bathe naked?
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“Yeah, if you bathe naked, it’s YOUR FAULT!”
**Environmental Correctness Gone Amok: What to do with a fallen tree?
First World Problems
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Serious Problem in Bed, Please Help!
pot smoking jews
You need to turn the mattress.
** I’ll make you a burger, but it will have a fried egg on it. Will you eat it?
What does “fried egg” mean?**
Well, it’s…oh, the hell with it.
Did your parents hit you? And how did you turn out?
Should a therapist contact you?
**Notable Restaurant Names
“Chicken Noogie” and “Ministroke” **