We know a Nobel Prize winner!
Obama Fried Chicken!
I rather doubt that’s likely to win a Nobel Prize.
What’s your supervillainy rampage?
Really, Post Office? Don’t you think it’s time that YOU change?
Chiding the Post Office seems a bit… mild for a supervilliany rampage.
Drinking out of cans
Why are people scared of spiders?
Dunno, it’s just extra protein.
How to End the Recession
What if vertebrates had six limbs?
Right, a bit of genetic manipulation, and suddenly people are saying “Let’s head over to KFC for Double Wings Night!” Business booms, full employment etc.
I like it.
CNN’s front page:
**Stocks: Grappling with the bear
Bear attacks couple in living room
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I bet Warren Buffett could have grappled it into submission.
**My neighbors are naked
Doppelgängers: Who are the famous people that you know?
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I don’t know any naked doppelgangers.
Facebook Caught with Hand in Cookie Jar
My neighbors are naked
50 unexplainable photos
**New puppy!
I can’t afford to keep my kitty. **
You should’ve thought about that in the pet shop!
question to non-literal Christans regarding understanding the Bible
Who killed JFK?
He was swallowed by a whale, but not literally.
From GD:
Refute Old Earth Creationism
If You Had the Power to Abolish Freedom of Religion in America
“Old Earth Creationist? Off to the re-education camps with you!”
How do I pluralize this phrase?
Girl names that used to be boy names
It already is plural. Although I suppose you could make it “Girls names that used to be boys names”
**Husbands, how do you cope…
Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels)
**
I think I know how the IceBear copes.
A battle is raging between wife and cat
We have puppies! You need one, right?
Yes, that’s just the distraction they need.
**An 1830’s Style MMP
Ask the old person **
I’ve been waiting for those two to come together.
**My neighbors are naked
Trimming Hedges With An Electric Chainsaw - How Bad An Idea? **
Not very good. Just wait a while. Sooner or later they’ll go inside.
Yet another Nobody-Got-My-Witty-Line thread
My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!
Get it? Huh, huh, get it? No? Damn!
**Question for homosexual men
if Obama were gay as alleged, what would he have to lose confessing?
Old people and exact change
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If you admit to being gay you lose your change? That’s what he campaigned on!
**10 down, 10 to go!
Linux is 20
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**Thinking about getting a dog. What do I need to know?
Anyone here have a Great Dane?
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Start small.
**Happy Birthday, Lee Harvey Oswald
Who killed JFK?
**
I visualize Marilyn Monroe singing and asking this.
I shoulda waited. Now it’s:
**Kennedy assassination question
Happy Birthday, Lee Harvey Oswald
Who killed JFK?
**
** Classic One-Liners
Steve Jobs dies.**
That is cold (and so is Jobs).
** So who was born on October 5th, the most popular birth date in America?
Steve Jobs dies. **
I said “born” dammit.