**My Wife Is Beating Her Meat As I Write!
Do you have a blog? What’s it about?
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Pet rants anyone?
A different sort of thread
Geez, Louise! My cat never wakes me up! He doesn’t ask for attention until my feet hit the floor! He doesn’t meow until I get into the kitchen!* When I’m working, he never walks on the computer! He shows affection whenever I want it, and leaves me alone when I want to be left alone!
And my dog? Always perfectly behaved! Never barks annoyingly, and he always defecates in places where no one will step in it!
Can you believe these freakin’ animals?
*Actually, that part is true of roomie’s cat.
**Poll: OMG it’s a POOL OF BLOOD!
Husbands, how do you cope… **
With a jug of Chlorox and my Shop-Vac, I’m prepared for any emergency that comes along.
**When to take our 3,5 year old son to a speech therapist?
What is it about Yahoo comments?
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You just explained a lot, actually.
Japan criminalizes paying protection and extortion money to organized crime.
The Morality of Debt
To hell with morality. Now you have to worry about the legality.
What is the worst cars, worst car ever sold in your country, and the worst car sold today?
Anyone here have a Great Dane?
They’ve got four on the floor, but seating capacity is limited and they take forever to go from 0 to 60.
**My husband wants me to use it.
You don’t say **
The 2016 nominees will be…
Cat up a Tree
A short list, but a popular candidate
**Italian cuisine is overrated
Need salsa recipes **
Gotta use those tomatoes somehow.
**Does eating Cannabis have any negative side-effects?
Flying to the sun **
“I’m melting!”
Does eating Cannabis have any negative side-effects?
Why did my Chinese television set have two power buttons?
That’s no TV, it’s a microwave oven. No wonder your reception is so bad. Must be some really good shit you’re into…
Question for homosexual men
Is it my duty to set a friend straight (or am I being an asshole)?
Well, what answer do you expect a gay guy to give to that question?!
**Terra Nova 10/3
This new “Terra Nova” show is driving me nuts **
**“We Are Here” beacon for aliens
Sweaters that don’t smell until you start to sweat **
If the aliens are a super-race of Labrador Retrievers, they’ll hone right in on that beacon.
Ever unintentionally offend someone?
Help me make fun of Crystal Gail
I don’t think you understand the word “unintentionally”.
** Anybody else here making wine?
First attempt at breadmaking **
Mmmm…homemade communion
**Funny Kitty Videos
It’s never a pit bull!
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Pit Bulls aren’t funny.
Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot.
aloha~
Um… We’re in Mexico. It’s ‘Guten Tag.’ :rolleyes:
When your mind wanders, where does it go?
Canadians and left-turn lanes
I daydream about those two things often.
Weird Vivid Dreams That Stays With You
Is it too late to draft Mike Hunt for President?
I dreamt Oprah’s minge became president.
Mac users - why do you like so few choices?
What does a French teen boy eat?
Maybe he’d like a Royale with cheese. Or a Big Mac.
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These came from another board, but I got a laugh out of them:
0bama "TAX THE RICH! [348 new] 10:21am
SHUT UP, Obama! [80 new of 100]