Any occupiers/99%ers here?
It’s OK to smell.
Hey, it’s not our fault the Mitchum ran out.
**Weird Vivid Dreams That Stays With You
Men: tell me about getting a prostate biopsy **
**How are conspiracies possible?
Destroy my solipsism
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Conspiracies aren’t possible for a solipsist
Aw Snap! We are crappy programmers!
Someone stole our peppers!
And if you don’t get the bugs out, your eggplants is belong to us.
What brought you to the Straight Dope?
‘Great’ people who were total A-holes
I would name them, but I’m too polite.
Believers and sneezes
Just do it, for christ’s sake!
If you’re a Christian. Or for Allah’s sake if you’re Muslim, or Yahweh’s sake if you’re Jewish. Anyway, you get the picture, so just sneeze already damn it!
23 years!
Ask the old person
That’s not really old.
My dad doesn’t want me to have a 1970 Pontiac GTO
Ask the old person
“Don’t come running to me, you little delinquent. You’ll just want to rev the engine and leave rubber all over the place. If you work hard, we’ll let you have a Buick LaCrosse.”
**What brought you to the Straight Dope?
I’m morally deficient!
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**Most hated idioms
Classic One-Liners
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One Man’s Hate is a Another Man’s Classic
I do NOT want to donate to breast cancer!
I’m morally deficient!
Is it a good idea to hand out resumes in person?
It’s OK to smell.
Uh, there’s e-mail for a reason, Buttercup.
**What brought you to the Straight Dope?
A mysterious light **
What brought you to the Straight Dope?
A job offer!
“We recently banned a couple of trolls, so we’ve got some openings. What are your views on circumcision?”
Meet your mods
The Slap
That’s for all you lousy decision making.
Foot Cramps while walking
What organ is this, and why does it hurt?
It’s your foot. Cramps are painful. Sit down for awhile.
That’ll be $50. Remember, office hours are 9-5 every Monday. Wait, it’s after 6. Make that $75.
Left Behind on Oct 21?
A mysterious light
A mysterious light
Question on being blind
**The dumbest f@#$ing thing I’ve ever heard
Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot. **
and
**Tell us about a time you felt like an idiot.
Tell me stories about breaking into your own place that ended poorly **
Paradise by the hard drive light!
I’m morally deficient!
I’m taking the fire escape up to the roof
DON’T DO IT! YOU’VE GOT SO MUCH… oh, you’re morally deficient. Carry on then.
How would you talk down a suicidal jumper?
aloha~
OK, good start… but what if the jumper isn’t Hawaiian?
**Thinking about getting a dog. What do I need to know?
Ask the returned Peace Corps Volunteer **
Dogs are great - whether braised, boiled or poached.