Lessee, twelve smilies.
That’s a dozen po-po pats for Geobabe!
Who’s next? I’m takin’ orders, folks! Line forms on the right.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::D:cool:
Oh don’t you worry there, dear. Your butt is like a magnet. If you’re within 50 of me, you’re gonna get groped. 
That’s right, folks! Step right up for some Hot Girl on Girl Action[sup]TM[/sup], right here at the NYC Mega-Dopefest!
The Butt-Touching Dopefest? :eek: I’m gonna have to knit myself a kevlar butt-guard or something. (I’m such a prude!)
I am so there!
So tempted . . .
So, which lucky gentleman gets to take the pictures? You KNOW they’re going to insist on pictures. But we can’t have ALL those guys waving their equipment around. Too many flash bulbs gets a bit distracting.
So how are we going to do this? Anyone up for a name draw?
So, uh, Geo, where’d you say you were staying…?
All I have to say is that nobody is allowed to have sex in my bathroom. Well, unless I’m involved of course.
Believe me, babe. You won’t notice the flashbulbs. 
Make me an offer, baby.
Come on, admit it - you love seeing the guys waving their equipment around…:eek:
Digital camera: $200.
Dozen 128 memory cards: $300.
Taking pictures of Sexuallly Peaking Doper Ladies: Priceless!
Well DUH! Of course! But still, it’d be a bit of a distraction when I’m trying to get something else accomplished, you know?
You know, I can’t help but note the irony of the last several posts appearing in a thread with a title beginning, “Back on Track.”
Heh heh heh.
A-hem! And now for something completely different …
This sounds like a wholesome family experience.
I believe I will swim in a river of beer and enjoy all the attractions. ALL the attractions.
Alphagene, I think we’ll get along juuuuust fine.
Also, Mrs. Heap may be interested in assisting with tours, etc.
I’ll see if I can get that weekend off, and if so, the following may help some unfortunate fellow Dopers:
Though we are not in the city, we are less than an hour away and we have mucho extra sleeping room. Assuming I am at all able to get out of the city at all, peeps be welcome at the Heap Estate.
P.S.-- Alcohol and miniskirts a must.
Good golly, we even will be blessed with Persephone, slayer of Peeps at the Mega-Dopefest. And because of that, we’ll get Sakura, too. Not to mention the butt-touching this is inspiring. Wow.
Hamadryad, of course the offer of floor space is open. Although with you and Geobabe driving together I can’t imagine what you’ll cook up on the ride up. That scares me.
And, Geobabe, I thought you were angling to stay at the Billdo-pad as well. I’ve had to fight to get Nacho4Sara from Biggirl’s evil clutches, and I’m willing to fight to keep you from vix’s vile grasp as well. Sheesh, next thing you know, my sister and her dog will want to stay somewhere else.
Dammit, even the [**/b] tags are deserting me!
Billdo, are you going to arm-wrestle vix for me? Pretty please?
Arm-wrestle. I thought you knew that the appropriate contest was Jello-wrestling.