Back on Track: NYC Mega-Dopefest -- January 5, 2002

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The New York City Mega-Dopefest Weekend – January 4-6, 2002

Further details to be announced (here and on the official website, but the Mega-Dopefest will be Saturday, January 5.

Other planned activities include a Saturday Museum Tour in Brooklyn (along with a saturday Brooklyn Brunch), and Billdo’s Brunch on Sunday.

Recommended attire for DoperBabes (and DoperDudes who are into it): Mini-skirts, low-cut blouses, leopard-print undies, kick-ass fake-suede purple shoes. Recommended attire for DoperDudes (and DoperBabes who are into it): Kilts, baby, kilts.

Planned activities: Birthday spankings for Arden Ranger, Fiver, DAVEW0071, Skip (by proxy). Jello wrestling over Nacho4Sara and Geobabe. Bar-top dance off or top-off bar dance. Results of the Biggirl apartment cleaning betting-pool. DAVEW0071’s po-po pats (line forms on the right). Absolutely, positively, 100%, take no prisoners shopping. Discussing sports with Ukulele Ike (while he defends himself from the DoperBabes trying to smooch him).

Getting psyched for January (49):

Alphagene, Annie-Xmas, Arden Ranger, Billdo, Biggirl, blur, bouv, Colibri, Crunchy Frog, Dalovindj, DAVEW0071, delphica, DoctorJ, Eutychus55, Fiver, Geobabe, GrandfatherTrout, Green Bean, Hamadryad, Jonathan Chase, KimKatt, [sub][sup]lurkernomore,[/sup][/sub], Maeglin, magdalene, manhattan, MannyL, Miss Creant, Nacho4Sara, OxyMoron, Persephone, Pixellent, Pucette, Rasa, Rosebud, RTFirefly, Sakura, slowhand53, skittles, SmackFu, THespos, TruePices, Ukulele Ike, UncleBill, Verrain, vix, Wierddave, Wonko The Sane, Zyada

We’ll be taking about behind your back (3): rocking chair, Skip, Rye

Ideas and Volunteers needed for:
A casual,reasonably-priced restaurant in the Chelsea/Greenwich Village area with a party space for 75-100.
Spacious, reasonably-priced apartment in the Chelsea/Greenwich Village area with three bedrooms, sep DR, hi clgs, EIK, riv vu.
Places for out-of-town Dopers to stay.
Possible child care for Dopers-with-kids.
Jello donations.
Carpooling from other East Coast cities.
Proxy to accept Skip’s birthday spanking.
Friday night activities.
Ways to convince all of the mods/admins to come.
Dopers with screen names starting with I, Q, X & Y so we can get an alphabetic sweep.
Hangover cures!

Official Webmistress of the Mega-Dopefest: TruePisces
Official Website of the Mega-Dopefest: http://www.tzenterprises.com/nycdopefest02/

Happy Thanksgiving, boys and girls.

Respectfully submitted,

Billdo

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Oh, and add Gorgon Heap and Mrs. Heap to the list as well.

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Very well then. Will you be Jello-wrestling Biggirl and vix at the same time?

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Quick question: Has Jell-O wrestling ever occurred at a Dopefest? Because I’ve never wrestled in Jell-O, but it sure does sound like a heck of a lot of fun.

Oh, and are mini-skirts required, or are they an option? It’s going to be cold there in January. Wouldn’t you rather us ladies wore something that emphasized the effect that cold can have on the upper-torso region of the human female? [sub]no, I don’t have a miniskirt, or purple suede heels.[/sub]

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You live in Michigan, ya weenie! Jeez.

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No s***, Sherlock! That’s why I don’t have a miniskirt! Geez! :wink:

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But you should be immune to the cold, my dear.

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Immune? Oh no. If I get immune to it, pretty soon I’ll start liking it, then that will just lead to not dancing.

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Well, Perse, darling, the next thing you must learn is that sometimes we have to suffer for our art. Chilly legs in NYC in January are a small price to pay for watching The Dave-Guy spin in ever smaller circles until he becomes dizzy and collapses in a heap on the floor. Oh, I have so much to teach you, Grasshopper…

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I will most assuredly not be in a mini-skirt [sub]unless I somehow get into Persephone’s, so to speak[/sub]. I will be dressed warmly because I am from warmer climes and do not have a death wish.

I will, however, be showing cleavage when possible.

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Man, y’all have me tempted to bring my kick-ass purple fake suede heels AND a miniskirt AND a cleavage-revealing shirt.

I’m the Anti-Flirt…I’m not supposed to care about these things.

You people are warping and corrupting my sweet, pure mind, and I think you ought to know that I do not appreciate it.

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Bring the heels! Bring the heels! Oh yeah!

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I too, am an ant-Flirt. No-- don’t go looking at that Pit thread. Some other being took over my keyboard and said all those things.

But, I most likely will be wearing a mini. And my house is still not clean. In fact it’s worse than when I said I was gonna clean it.

Pish posh on all you cold-weather weenies. Although I was told by someone who purported to be my friend that I was saved from the cold by my insulating layer of fat. Some friend, eh? Well, ya’ll get a chance to see my fat, cold legs. Woohoo!

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Yay, Biggirl!

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I hereby offer myself as Skip’s proxy. :slight_smile:

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Gosh, this Dopefest looks tempting. Hmmm.

[celestina goes off to dig in her couch for spare change to pay for a plane ticket]

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And I hereby offer to give Skip’s birthday slanking to her. :slight_smile:

I’m bringing something special for birthday spankings. :wink:

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I’ve seen it. Be afraid. Be very afraid. :smiley:

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Dammit, Verrain!

Shhhhh…

You’ll spoil the surprise!

:smiley:

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Ooohhh!!! I like surprises!!! What is it? A piping hot tortilla? Thems good smackins!!!
:eek:

Yuppers!!!

SO, it seems Mrs. Heep may be a little busy during this thing. Found out this morning that we’re going to have to have a scheduled cessarian Dec. 34 since the baby is breech. SHe siad she’ll want to stay home to care for the kid. However, we still have mucho extra room at the Heap Estate for desperate crashers.

Any buyers should just go ahead and e-mail me.

Oh, yeah; Jell-O wrestling welcome.