Dec. 34?
That’s does quick math …
does slower math because damn that’s a lot of people 18 women (someone let me know if I’m off here) times … a lot of leg. A LOT of leg. And, uh, other stuff too:D
Alas, I have no kilt.
Whoa Nellie. That’s … several more reasons.
Per spank.
::libido explodes::
Ooh. Points taken away. I h8 shopping.
Yes. It has been strongly suggested to me by Pucette that I spend the night Saturday, if not Friday:). Even more so since 'fests tire me out like nothing else in the world.
Can also do this. Warning: I’m eccentric:)
Another damn fine option. Plus this way I don’t have to amuse myself for several hours while on a train. And every Amtrak I’ve ever been on was late, if not hideously.
Sleep:)
Is it silly that this is one of the biggest reasons I want to come?
[sub]It is? Shoot …[/sub]
I got one of those, but it’s more preventative measures than anything else … 
Ladies and Gentlemen (I use both terms quite loosely), I wish to remind all of the physical phenomenon known to the male gender as “shrinkage”, seeing as I will be freezing both my tuckus and other various bady parts as I swagger (or is that stagger?) about the Big Apple in a kilt. Seeing as my ass should be quite numb from the icy updrafts, I humbly volunteer it for whatever spanking is desired by the Hot Doper Wimmin in Mini Skirts [sup]TM[/sup]. I may ask from time to time, from a purely medical perspective, mind you, to have my ass spanked in order to revitalize the blood flow. This should be construed as a grand opportunity to flirt with me, as I will glady return the favor, and grab/spank/fondle your ass in return. Yeah, verily, I may even initiate some ass-groping, and those groped may feel free to reply in kind. Except thinksnow.
Graahhh!!! Where did that 4 come from?? You put that there Green Bean?
Trying to get back at me?? I didn’t realize I was that bad at that last Dopedinner …
HEY!!
I’ll have you know I was planning on doing that anyway. It’s just a thing I like to do. Honest.
Besides, the view from the floor is often the best one when miniskirts are involved.
Question to Persephone, and any other Michigan area dopers:
Driving, or flying?
Suggestion for restaurant: Googies on Sullivan and W3rd. It’s been a while since I’ve been there, but it’s pretty spacious.
KimKatt: Flying. Spirit Airlines. They are cheap, baby, cheap. Hopefully I’ll get to ride in the same clown plan that manhattan flew in when he came out here for ChickDope.
And no one has answered my Jell-O wrestling question yet! Has actual Jell-O wrestling ever occurred at a Dopefest? I’m up for it. 
[sub]I agree, too, that this thread title needs to be changed. Maybe “NYDope: Full Frontal” or something…[/sub]
Persephone <<<KimKatt: Flying. Spirit Airlines. They are cheap, baby, cheap. Hopefully I’ll get to ride in the same clown plan that manhattan flew in when he came out here for ChickDope.
And no one has answered my Jell-O wrestling question yet! Has actual Jell-O wrestling ever occurred at a Dopefest? I’m up for it.
I agree, too, that this thread title needs to be changed. Maybe “NYDope: Full Frontal” or something…>>>
Folks, I now give you NYC DOPEFEST 2002: The Bras Have Hit the Fan!
It has not yet. Neither have we had, to my knowledge, gunfire, fistfights or full frontal nudity, all of which I am hoping will happen this time. We have had things set aflame–though not at a 'fest I was attending, durnitall.
All three have happened. Gunfire; Weirddave and at least one other doper went to a shooting range for Spiffled at some point in the past. Full frontal nudity … well, that was in a private room. And while I am not going to give names, I will say that the nudity was not for naught.
Airman Doors and I exchanged punches (he was drunk and messing around; I was sober and also messing around) back in late August. Boy was that fun:)
Hm. Okay, so who’s bringing the Jell-O?
That doesn’t count, as it was a side trip.
I’m inclined to not count that either, since it was out of the main 'fest area, but if it was in the same building, well, maybe. Can we get a ruling from the judges on this one?
And that one definitely doesn’t count because of your known proclivity for being beaten.
Hey, you wanted examples, I gave you examples.
Sheesh. Whadya want, a freak show tailored to your own personal fetishes?
Oh, and I can’t believe I let this one slip by me before but…UncleBill and thinksnow clad in kilts, in one room at the same time? Sounds like a buffet to me.
You gave me examples that didn’t count. Sheesh. What are they teaching you kids in school these days anyway?
And, uh, yes! Duh!
Bring on the fetishes!!!
All you can eat, baby!
We have had partial frontal nudity in the main arena at Spliffled, also, and someone WAS down to his boxers in LA, until a young lass pulled them down, however briefly. So yes, full frontal at DopeToberFest.
As for jello rasslin’, I’ll bring some boxes if YOU ALL bring some boxes. Vix, can you provide large plastic sheets for your living room?
And that’s all I’m gonna say about that.
OK, so that one’s been done. And I missed it. sigh
Oh, and I do seem to recall getting a full-frontal from Geobabe herself at ChickDope. I just happened to walk in to the room just as she was stepping out of the shower. She covered up pretty quickly, but I got enough of an eyeful to be utterly convinced that yes, there IS a Deity.