Stoöl
Pus Cracker
Satan’s Asshole
Squadron
Böö
Pööp
Bad Sausage
Wrong House
Foetusburger
Homolka
Jodi Arias Discharge
Well gee whiz, yet another band-naming thread!! 
I like these because I’ve been a rock guitar player for a long time, and I like the crazy names people can dig up. I might as well point to a page on my website that has a “Band Name Generator”:
Actually, it generates names similar to 1960’s psychedelic groups. Names like
Hungry Locomotive Choir
Einstein’s Sinister Stockbrokers
Screaming Crayon Revival
I think the whackiest name it ever generated was “Disappointed Helium Pirates”.
On rare occasions, it actually generates a name a band might actually want to use. (Gee, I’d better fix that as quickly as possible).
wolf_meister
bass player for the
Disappointed Helium Pirates
Excruciating
Cacophony
Thunderhead
Murk
Antagonism
Malevolent Venom
Crossfire Hurricane
Inside Joke
Boom Zen (it’s a play on a German slang term for having sex)
Exactly what I was going for. Let the music say who you are…then you could spin the Candyland album covers to be dark and ominous, a bit ironic relative to the actual name of the band.
It immediately makes me think of the movie Django Unchained, though. 
See, it’s already pretty creepy, half of their work’s already done. 
The Dööm Louts
Now this is brilliant. You should copyright that.
They’ve got not one…but, two…Two Lead EMO Vocalists! 
Jettison Deathtrain
Yes, but do the logo in Arial, and see if anyone notices. Or use Times New Roman just to irritate people.
Off the top of my head:
Arsenal of Doom, a line from “Demolition Man” by The Police.
Zinc Alloy, a T.Rex reference.
Aneurysm Hook, a tool used by embalmers and pathologists.
Scrotus
Bleeding Romanovs
Closed For Renovations
When I was in University (there was conflict in Crimea at that time too), I was in a band* called the Methylated Spirits.
- In a very wide use of the definition, given only one of us played a musical instrument (the guitar). Our best song was called the “The Sound of Silence”, which was created by leaving the tape running while going off to the pub!
Cadaver Dogs
Circular Jerky
Lots of Üm
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