“Baby, you’re so fine I’d drink your bathwater!”
“You got some fries to go with that shake?”
“Can I borrow a quarter? I’d like to call your parents and say “Thank You.””
“Your daddy must have been a thief…because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
“That dress looks great on you but it would look alot better on my bedroom floor.”
“Would you prefer the lights on or off when we have sex?”
And in honor of the Rugby World Cup…
“Do you want to practice rucking?” I regret to say that I almost fell for this line at a post game piss up because:
I was tipsy
He was a very cute wing for the opposing team
3)I thought he was serious. My team had been having problems with rucking and mauling during the game so I thought he was just going to show a rookie a few moves. That’s not all he tried to show me.
“Hey, you never did your Zulu*! You can come up to my room and do it if you want.”
When I first started playing, I had to deal with a lot of this behaviour from opposing teams because I was the only female player in our league.
*The “tradition” where a player’s first try is celebrated by their stripping off after the game and running around the pitch in some form of undress.
I had a male friend who was about 5 foot 2. A typical banty rooster personality. He would sidle up to a tall, gorgeous woman at parties, say “Hi, my name’s Bobby”, grab a handful of ass and ask “How do you like me so far?” Yeah, he got the shit slapped out of him a lot, but every once in a while…
