“F*ck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Zelda?”
“Girl, you must be Jamaican – because ja makin’ me crazy!”
Sorry, listening to Poodle Hat at work.
Damn, my favorites have been taken:
“If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together,”
“Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day”
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?’
Some new ones:
Look at girl’s shirt tag “Just what I thought. Made in heaven,”
“This your stop? Because if it is I can help you get off,”
“I’m like milk, we both do a body good,”
“You got a computer? Want me to show you a real hard drive?”
Pardon the hijack…
Malacandra,
I’m in the U.S. and I played when I was at University. The rules were that if a woman wanted to play a sport, and there wasn’t a women’s team, she was allowed to play with the men. I was a Tighthead Prop on the men’s side for one season. After which, I started a women’s side.
The same thing happened to me when I used to row (at Uni as well). I was the Bowman, and the only woman, on the men’s team.
Carry on
P.S. It was great being the only female prop. The opposing team’s front row was always too scared* to engage properly during a scrum, so 9 times out of 10 we were able to gain advantage of the ball.
*they didn’t want to hurt the little girl. 
The checks in the mail.
Of course I love you.
How does the rest of that go?
[hijack]
Granuaile, good for you. Mind you, I used to go easy on small props once. After that, especially if you’re winning the scrums… But I never played mixed rugby; I think the RFU doesn’t allow it. I helped coach women’s rugby for a while, though. Cricket, too.
[/hijack]
Hello, I’m from the government. I’m here to help.
The three greatest lies in history.
That one’s so funny, it might actually work on me…
You know, a 3-and-a-half inch hard is better than a 5-and-a-quarter inch floppy.
[sub] stolen from a similar thread on another site[/sub]
Does this rag smell like ether?
Bwahaha! heresiarch that was so evil. And so worth reviving this thread for.
Of course it’s evil! His username is the same as the name of one of the more powerful monsters in Hexen after all.
Are you telling me any of these actually worked?
That depends, ivylass, on whether you believe in love at first sight, or whether I should walk by again.
“How’d you get through security, cos baby, you’re the bomb”
“Stop, drop and roll now, cos baby, you’re on fire”
“I wish I was cross-eyed girl, so I could see you twice”
“I bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer”
“Your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet”
Heh heh