“Fake breasts” - “Help me find this man”
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
MAS*H
Fake Breasts
Uke
So, how long is the longest one ?
Wankers: - A Spotter’s Guide
It is much easier to see ourselves as better than or even worse than, rather than accepting that we simply are. - John “The Penguin” Bingham
SD Chat… now every crunchier!
Fake breasts
Sorry…crunchy, fake breasts. I’m easily amused.
I’m fucking freaking
sex, sex, sex
Age, sex, location?
misinformation
----my $.02
So, how long is the longest one?
Examine your zippo
When English Majors Go Bad
That Makes You Sound Dumb
Like to hear from both gays and straights on this one…
Age, Sex, Location?
Christmas Present Ideas Help
Sex, Sex, Sex
I’ll Kill The Bastards
Blunders We’ve Committed On The Job
Flypsyde’s nominations for the absolute worst way to hit on someone
Chicken Snot & other goofy kid’s rhymes
From “About this Message Board”:
Testing
Testing again
Yet another test
I hate redundancy, but…
We have a winner! Nice one Polycarp.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Fake breasts.
I’m fucking freaking!
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
This is either very conceptual or a slam against Michiganders:
“Someone Explain Andy Kauffman to Me!”
and"
Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it…"
Either way, I like it…
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Things you’ve lost:
Fake Breasts.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
“I am sick, sick, sick! of . . . .”
“McDonald’s advertising”
“SEX”
This one’s great because people have actually expressed this opinion in my topic.
Someone Explain Andy Kauffman to Me!
That makes you sound dumb.
We need to inoculate this girl, STAT!
Don’t you hate… Sex Sex Sex
Hair Styles and Attitudes
Blunders we’ve committed on the job
City under seige
And Death Shall Have No Dominion
Thanks, this thread is hilarious.
alien life forms <BW>
another panda 
I love my garbageman (sanitation engineer?)<BW>
Creative Ways to Propose Marriage
Who would win? <BW>
State Lotteries
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
Dont’ You Hate Dating Michelle
(my apologies, Michelle )
damn wandering apostrophes
I had just skulked out of this thread, when I saw
Dating Michelle
Blunder’s we’ve commited on the job
We need to inoculate this girl, STAT!
–Tim