All these jokes at Michelle’s expense! We must be cruel, heartless people. Here’s another:
“Dating Michelle”
“Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it…”
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Your Favorite Christmas Carol
Grandma and Kujo
Let’s spread that holiday cheer, Dopers.
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Datin Michelle,does it HAVE to cost $1.13?
We are on an irreversible path to democracy and freedom. But that could change-Dan Quayle
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Suck My Ass
More Slut Talk
from the Pit
I am me… accept it or not.
Befriending Michelle
Dating Michelle
Doing Michelle
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
And the celibacy award of the year goes to. . .
Sex sex sex
– Sylence
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
‘Fake breasts befriending Michelle.’
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
Well, figuring I’d contribute, I went to the message index and there it was, right at the top:
Doing Michelle:
Chicago Meeting minutes
I’d like to read those minutes. also, a bit further down:
SD Chat… now even crunchier
Fake Breasts
Even better; just after posting that last one it sent me back to:
I finally got it after 20 years!
Doing Michelle
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.–Coleridge
“I finally got it after 20 years” followed by “That makes you sound dumb”.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Someone explain Andy Kaufman to me!
Unanswered questions about carton characters.
Who’s the hottest James Bond chick? Bugs!
Right now,
Don’t you hate…
Doing Michelle
Doing Michelle
Eating on the road
Wow, sorry Michelle. Hope your sense of humor can take all of this.
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Befriending Michelle
Dating Michelle
Great one-liners
Without any pants on
Eating on the road
The Iron Giant - WOW
Doing Michelle
Sex sex sex
Legal Tobacco
Don’t you hate…
Musicians who “sell out”
Doing Michelle
Some Assembly Required
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
I finally got it after 20 years! Free Internet for MacOS
whoa. Michelle noticed my posts! And they made her smile! I feel like heading over to the Dating Michelle thread now.
sure I’m about a decade younger than her, but my girlfriends have tended to be a few years older than me.
Everyone talking about having to hand in a resume, maybe I should do the same. And I’ll let Chef Troy write it (see the job blunders thread)
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight