Again, your ignorance of the only book that matters astounds me. In the beginning was the WORD and the WORD was GOD. Did you see MamaGoddess in there? NO! Didn’t think so.
Clearly, you are the Whore of Babylon herself! It is sacriledge to scream out the name of GOD during sexual climax. In fact it is sacriledge to have orgasms…I’ve given them up since becoming a fundie, it’s been 14 hours since my last one and I feel great and filled with the HOLY SPIRIT. From now on my sex will be cold, sterile and for PROCREATION PURPOSES ONLY. In fact, I think I will stop reproducing myself and instead adopt gay atheist children in order to convert them to the HAPPY HETEROSEXUAL PATH OF JESUS.
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3) No, us Godless Heathens don’t go to Sunday School. We’re too busy praying to our collective Porcelain Gods after cramming at Saturday Night School.
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Porcelain God? So you not only worship a goddess, but you have made an idol out of porcelain? What next Persephone? Are you going to melt down your jewelry and make a golden calf? My soul weeps for you Persephone…can you hear it? May my tears fall down upon your Heathen tongue and provide you with a tasty drink in the black firey depths of HELL.
[quote[Now, can I borrow a few of those Chick Tracts? I’m out of TP. Thanks. You’re a peach.[/quote]
Of course, my Heathen friend. Even your asshole can absorb the HOLY WORD OF GOD…it’s just that powerful!
Goodness…it’s sad when the Fundies have better lines than the Heathens, isn’t it? I’m just saying is all. Next time try:
Hey! Hey! FundieMay
How many clinics did you bomb today?
Fine with me. Esprix will be with you in just a moment.
Broken Doll - really all we need is for you to read the Dark Chant and feed the goat. It’s what you have to feed the goat that’s gross. Do you have a strong stomach? Can you read latin?
Im sorry Trion, I dont think I can be a part of this, no offense Esprix, but your not my type, of course if that is part of the plan, Ill have to bust out my Chainsaw and go Ash on all you Evil Deadites.
Evil Dead: Hail to the King on playstation, I cant wait.
Hey, you said you’d give up your virginity, but you never specified which one. Same-sex intercourse counts - sorry. No reneging now, or we’ll send over our hit squad of drag queens (and the even the evil dead know better than to mess with them). Now assume the position while I go find Hastur.
I have no time for spell-check, not with all these HEATHENS, SATANISTS, PAGANS and CATHOLICS running around, needing to be saved. Not to mention the DUTCH.
want to be corrupted, eh andygirl? Here’s a Barry Manilow CD. The chant is as Follows…
Her Name was Lola ( Rectus )
She was a showgirl *( Dominus ) *
Or maybe a little backwards masking should do the trick. here’s a Hank Williams CD. Play this in reverse and I guantee that you will get your wife, your house, your job, and your dog back.
or if thats not your cup of tea…
(looking in bag… ) maybe you want to be converted to the way of the Evil Hetrosexual!!! They Breed!!!
Lines form to the left.
OOOOOOOOO Fortuuuuuuuuuna
Veeeeeeeeeeelut luuuuuuna
Staaaaaatu va-ri-a-bi-lis
[sub]semper crescis
et decrescis
semper deteeeestaaaabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciiiiiiiiiem
egestatem
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaaaacieeem
sors immanis
et inanis
rota tu voluuuuuubiliiiis
status malus
vana salus
semper dissolubiliiiiiiis
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteriiiiiis
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleeeeriiiiiis.[/sub]
***SORS SALUTIS
ET VIRTUTIS
MICHI NUNC CONTRARIA!!!
EST AFFECTUS
ET DEFECTUS
SEMPER IN ANGARIA!!!
HAC IN HORA
SINE MORA
CORDE PULSUM TAANGITEEEE!
QUOD PER SORTEM
STERNIT FORTEM
MECUM O-O-O-O-O-O-MNES PLA-A-NGITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
tatertot - fi you plan on hanging around while we perform our Black Mass then I’ll need to ask you to step into the wicker effigy. Don’t worry, it’s completely harmless. [sub]For now.[/sub]
Okay, so what do I feed the goat? And no, I can’t speak Latin. sighs…I’ve already let the Dark Lord down…
Oh, but I do have a strong stomach…that’s a good thing.
