@SurrenderDorothy that was hilarious … and spot-fucking-on too. May I share that with a friend who’s going thru a similar medical diagnoses-go-round (… like a merry-go-round, you know, but a lot less fun) and who shares your sense of humor?
flyboy , two monitors are the shizznit and/or feline nightwear, once you get them comfortably set up for your workflow. Seeing that other report/email/reference while you’re working on a primary screen - without having to swap back and forth and back and forth again - makes a lot of tasks smoother.
After some space-staring I dragged my ass into gear by promising myself an iced coffee from the Tim Horton’s that is conveniently halfway between the laundromat & pharmacy. Hoped the caffeine would offset the pre-storm headache, or at least kick my ass the rest of the way into some sort of gear.
Working on that part.
Meanwhile, I also treated myself to a Patriotic Donut ™ complete with friggin’ red & white Pop Rocks and blue sprinkles! Alert the authorities that I have achieved my patriot duty for this July 4th Season and am a dutiful citoyen.
I also bought FancyWater ™ because apparently that is a thing people do? I always turned up my nose at paying for water - the tap is free! - but living this close to Flint a.k.a. The Unholy Water City I’m getting a bit suspicious. Also, I discovered that FancyWater comes in really nice bottles, with caps that screw on neatly and bottle walls made of stiff, durable plastic. Imma re-use the shit outta these.
Gods, I am one cheap bastard.
Well, laundry has been laundered, and I even folded and put away a reasonable portion of it. Now I need to call my long-winded father because {{fucking stupid problem we’re attempting to solve, involving an IKEA table and like, two missing thingamajigs for it}} and I can pair socks while he’s bloviating.
OH!!! I also bought a floppy brimmed hat. I never wear hats, a fact that was hammered home by my poor cat. I called to her when I walked in, basically letting her know that, as I was hauling in groceries, the door would be open and would she like to go out?
Well, of course she would, and she came trotting 'round the corner … to be confronted by some stranger! Oh noes! STRANGER DANGER STRANGERDANGER but wait, this stranger sounds familiar! What the hell?
TL:DR My cat did a perfect double-take when she saw me in a hat & utterly couldn’t recognize me.