Having a little slap and tickle.
the ol’ nudge-nudge, wink-wink
A roll in the hay
Hittin’ the sheets
twins conjoined at the belly button
Sliding in to home.
High-fiving her uterus.
Scoring.
Cat Scratch Fever
Administering an injection of Vitamin S.
Wetting it.
Making puppies.
Waxing the tunnel of love
Rattling gonads
Hiking the Appalachian Trail
Whetting it.
Tube-snake bookie
Public polka
Having intimate relations
knowing one Biblically