Throwing a hotdog down the hallway.
Forming babby
Practice taxidermy
(i.e. stuff the beaver)
Going number three
Dicking her Butkus.
Dropping the kids off for swimming lessons
Humping.
Fancy a shag, luv?
Quenching Cupid’s fiery shaft in the chaste beams of the watery moon.
(Thanks, Shakespeare.)
Or the other way would be pushing a Twinkie through a funnel.
I associate this with diarrhea, 1 + 2 = 3
Mashing potatoes with her thighs.
goin’ for the gonads
Gettin’ some stinky on yo’ pinky.
I’ve referred to attempting to have sex without a full erection as “shoving a marshmallow into a piggy bank”.
Rolling around.
the way of a maid with a man
(From Thomas Berger’s Arthur Rex - a delightfully old-fashioned euphemism IMHO).
Thanks for that :dubious: I suspect I shall never again feel the same way about parting the beef curtains.
Isn’t… isn’t that a euphemism for taking a dump, not boinking?
Getting horizontal.
Giving a poke to the little boy in the boat