That reminds me that this morning on my way home from work, I stopped at the supermarket to pick up some half-price Valentine’s Day chocolate.
And now I gotta wonder – do the stores have deep discounts on condoms the day after Valentine’s Day? 
I once went into Walgreens and bought “Plan B” and a large box of condoms. Yes, for exactly the reason you think.
Ya know, I thought that this would be funny but the cashier didn’t bat an eye. Hubby and I thought I was pregnant and his sister drove me to Wal-Mart to buy a test. She was scheduled for a C-Section the next morning. I handed her the money and had her buy it. I seriously thought it would hilarious.
My wife went away for the weekend with her sisters - one of whom is disabled and requires assistance with her hygeine.
They went to the grocery store at 11 pm and purchased: tequila, margarita mix, cookies, whipped cream, vaseline, latex gloves and handy wipes. They said the cashier got a little wide-eyed.
A bottle of denaturated alcohol and a loaf of toast bread; Four cans of your least expensive beer (going for less than $0.50 for a half liter) and a can of dog food This last one I actually saw happen. That guy reeked…
We were giggling about the guy in line ahead of us in the express lane, who was buying a raw chicken and a box of extra-large condoms.
Oh, man. I remember one chap I saw with a bottle of gulping whiskey and an extra-large jar of pickled onions. Keeper!
Where the hell did she find a grocery store that sells tequila at 11 PM? :dubious:
I think there’s some law that says including condoms and/or lube with any items automatically makes it funnier.
I once ran into a male friend in WalMart, the contents of his cart consisted of 8 quarts of motor oil and a pair of false eyelashes.
He’s a man of many talents, he was planning on changing the oil in his truck in the afternoon and he was doing a drag act at a party that night.
I had a teaching assistant for the Human Sexuality course I took in college who described what it was like buying lots of cucumbers in the grocery store, and having to evaluate them for size/shape/general suitability for what they would be used for.
… For use as “demonstration models” for her discussion sections on that class, to teach how to properly put on a condom.
This is not in a store. It’s a Craig’slist Freebie. I’m not linking to this person either.
Swallow before reading, Scylla frightens a walmart employee.
Every year on the evening of October 30th, and again the following afternoon, I go out and make the following purchase from at least one local grocery: a couple of dozen apples and two packages of Gillette double-edged razor blades.
Somehow I missed this thread during the holiday season…now my coworkers are looking at me funny as I try to smother my laughing hysterically. Thanks for sharing.
<begins humming “My Favorite Things”>
Tampons, chocolate ice cream and WD-40.
I needed them, the ice cream was on sale and I had to fix my bike chain… I wasn’t surprised when the teenage boy checker gave me a weird look.