then things get worse.
Every man should believe in something…
I believe I’ll have another drink.
Life’s a beach…
… and then you drown.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you…
Dive, actually.
But it’s still on my list.
Life is like a box of chocolates…
…You never know what you gonna get.
Rectum?..
Damn near killed 'im!
You can lead a horticulture…
… but you can’t make her think.
If I was your wife, I’d put poison in your tea …
If I was your husband, I would drink it.
Winston, you are drunk again.
and you, madam, are ugly. But I will be sober in the morning.
My wife has gone to the Caribbean …
NM…
Madame, you are ugly. In the morning I will be sober. You will still be ugly.
Washington DC has all the efficiency of the south
and all the grace of the north.
The problem with Oakland is that …
There is no there there.
Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?
Jamaica? No, she wanted to go.
(this one was forgotten)
You must be upside down.
Marriage is not a word…
…it’s a sentence.
The bigger they are…
… the harder they fall.
Time is an illusion…
… lunchtime doubly so.
You can take the girl out of the country …
. . . but you can’t take the country out of the girl.
Colorless green ideas . . .