Come One Come All And Rename MarxBoy

Alright guys, it’s like this. I have lost my faith in the man with the beard. I will not go in to details except to say that I feel I have been naive and willfully ignorant even as I was defrauded by people who were pushing this way of thinking.

Anyways, I have moved on to a more Austinized new-age philosophy. I’ll explain it in detail over email if anyone really cares to hear it, but I won’t bore you with it now. It’s standard course though, listen to all religions and keep that which is good. Each person has some god in them, and when they commune they can create a larger, Communal God. Evil can be more or less explained by the fact that there are many people not at all in touch with themselves/their inner god. Some have a darker force within them that they can spread to others in community. I tend to think of Nazism in these terms.

Anyway, since Karl is out, and the new theology is in, I need a new name.

Suggestions if you would? I am thinking along the incredibly lame lines of Heart’s Moon. I clearly need help here. Come on, SDMB, give me a new name. It doesn’t necessarily have to do with the new ideas, but ideally it would.

If anyone suggests Tai Mai Shu they will be summarily shot. Thank you in advance for the help I assume you will give me.

MarxBoy (but not for long)

Eek! I love threads like this! And what’s wrong with Tai Mai Shu (other than the bad asian rap song associated with it, which is funny!)?

Anyways, here are some suggestions (some along the incredi-lame lines, others… not…):
Blood Moon
Heartstream
Moonheart
Fascist Dictator
Snapdragon
Unphair
Not Marxboy

I could go on, but you won’t like these one’s anyways.

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*Originally posted by Totoro *

Blood Moon - Sounds too occult.
Heartstream - Sounds like a trailer.
Moonheart - Along the same lame lines as my ultralame suggestion
Fascist Dictator - Humorously ironic
Snapdragon - Sounds like a 13-year-old girl.
Unphair - Sounds like a lesbian
Not Marxboy - I like this, but I wouldn’t actually use it

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Your suggestions are much appreciated.

::Taking up the evilbeth banner::

Chicken of Bristol!

I second the vicious “Chicken of Bristol”.

Some other suggestions:
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[li]Black Beast of Aaauugh[/li][li]The Rabbit of Caerbannog[/li][li]Tim the Enchanter[/li][li]Sir Robin’s Minstrels[/li]Roger the Shrubber

Ex-Marx the Spot?

Thunderloins.

Oakthighs.

Squidgybuns.
Gee, what have I not been getting enough of lately?

Redbooty

LMAO Ziggy. That is beautiful, and I think that may be incorporated in to my sig line or something. I just don’t want my name to be about what I used to be.

PS, am I the only one that reads LMAO as “ell-mau”?

I hate to point this out, but you just named yourself.

How’s life, Ell-Mau?

MarxBoy, perhaps you’d be interested in a

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(http://www.yale.edu/yup/qyd/quiz.html) from the Bearded One himself.

Y’know, I’ve always thought that Karl Marx and Jerry Garcia looked an awful lot alike. Maybe that can be your new name.

If you want a different image, MarxBoy, how about Groucho?
That’s who I think of when I see your name anyhow.

Tubesteak

MeatClown

PorkHammer

Hmm, I’m thinking about meat way too much…

Hey I’ve got a copyright on that! :slight_smile:

Heehee. At a local antique mall, I once saw a largish portrait of old Karl. It bore a tag that said, “Jerry Garcia picture.”

I guess MarxLad is right out.

So you’re thinking about hearts and/or moons …

Heart of Darkness.
Hearty Har Har
Moon Over Marin (a favorite Dead Kennedys song)
Lucky Charms (as in heart- and moon-shaped marshmallows)
Magically Delicious (see above)
Rip Out My Heart and Moon Me (sounds like a country song)

and, for the literary folk …

EngelsBoy

MarxnLennon

I actually like the idea of being named Lucky Charms although I strongly dislike the cereal that bears that name.

Hmm, I wonder if that’s taken already? If so I could be Occult Cereal.

I was thinking a New Age name like Blue Calx. I have no idea if that means anything, but it sounds good. Maybe I could get the word “Synergy” in there. Hehe Occult Cereal Synergy. Yeeah.

I dunno, I’ll think about it, keep giving me suggestions if you would.

MarxBoy (but not for long)

I think you should adopt the name I’ve been secretly (and lovingly) calling you for a week:

Circus Peanut.

LOL Cranky. For real, and my history teacher isn’t happy about it (I love you wireless internet! I hate you wireless internet!).

You’ve been calling me Circus Peanut ever since that little thread along with the big bag of orange thing, huh? Well, that’s going right in to my sig-line.

“CrankyAsAnOldMan Secretly and Lovingly Refers To Me As Circus Peanut

I dunno, I think it really does come down to Lucky Charms, Occult Cereal Synergy, and Blue Calx.

I think it will be #2 but I’m not entirely sure. Hmm.

Maybe we could have a vote…

NarxBot

Screw it, I’m emailing Tuba right now and asking to be made Lucky Charms. We have a winnah!

I will post here as soon as I have the name!

Lucky Charms