No no, he didn’t say this mutant could cause intense orgasms in any normal human being, he said that (s)he could cause intense orgams in any normal human being.
Whatever an “orgam” is.
I propose that this superhero be called: The Living Orgam Bank
… and stop calling me Surely.
As opposed to Captain Dianetic: Able to detect engrams in any normal human being.
This is fun.
Apparently, it’s been done three times.
How about the evil Reality-Showmaster, he has the ability to entrance millions of idiots for hour and replicate himself hundreds of times.
Bondagegirl – Can arouse any man sexually even with both hands tied behind her back … actually ONLY with both hands tied behind her back.
Alarm Man – Can wake up at any time he wishes, to the minute, no matter how deeply he’s sleeping.
The Shadowed – Able to cloud his own mind.
Then there’s BMalion-Man! Able to throw a wet blanket across the entire length of a thread!
Vuja de has a counterpart, Vu Jadé: Who can make you feel that you never want to see this again.
Alfalectrical: Who causes any vehicle she’s in to have randomly occuring, short-term electrical problems.
The Arroganmancer: Who knows everything you don’t.
Primus: Codebreaker who knows every single prime number, but is so engrossed in keeping up to date with them that he can’t pause to tell you any of them.
The Collator: alphabetical any can instantly into order. sentence sort Who
Bondagegirl – Can arouse any man sexually even with both hands tied behind her back … actually ONLY with both hands tied behind her back.
Alarm Man – Can wake up at any time he wishes, to the minute, no matter how deeply he’s sleeping.
The Shadowed – Able to cloud his own mind.
It’s been done: She Male
Rot Man - able to greatly accelerate decomposing matter.
That might be useful…
They fight somewhere with corpses and he shoots them at the opponent.
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Darn kids these days! They don’t even get rot13 jokes any more. Message boards have spoiled our nation’s youth so that they’ll never know the glories of Usenet.
The Partisan - able to instantly polarize any debate to create two opposing camps that are completely unable (or… unwilling?) to listen to anything the other side has to say.
White Lightning:
That sounds like the reverse of The Envoy from the Wildcards books. (He emits pheromones which make everybody really really agreeable.)
Captain Sleep- Can instantly cause self to fall asleep for exactly 8 hours.
Captain DeadHorse -> Can post on this thread forever