Bacon for breakfast
Sausages and eggs
Cholesterol poisoning
She cries to get in
She then scratches to get out
My cat the moron
Trimming Christmas tree;
my wife thinks it still needs more
ornaments; she’s wrong.
Holy shit this sucks
drank all night long with some friends
I feel like dying.
Not if you say it Cleev - a - land. 
And you do? :dubious: 
Snow falls on cedars
No, really, it does right now
There’s a blizzard here.
Hah, this is genius.
Here’s mine:
There once was a Japanese poet
Haiku always caused him to blow it
He left Kagoshima
And headed to Eire
To write limericks, wouldn’t you know it?
Mr. T can write
haiku! I pity the fool
from Japan that can’t!
Perfecting haiku
Adding in a syllable
Is something I’d do. 
Have you ever seen
A cat feeding a human?
Well, there you are, then.
Christmas approaches
I swear if I’m not done soon
shopping will kill me
Family photos are
ready at last, so tonight
we sign, stamp and seal!
The darned car spun out
Two three-sixties in a row
Nobody was killed.
God I’m sore today
My van is a mess I think
But, it’s only stuff.
O Cartooniverse,
I’m sorry to hear of your
mishap; best wishes!
Car mishaps aren’t good
But surviving them sure is
glad that you’re ok.
Christmas is now just
five days away, and I am
enjoying these times.
The doctor said that
I have bees inside my head
no honey for him.
Almost Christmas, but
still I have had no eggnog!
That’s just wrong, says I.
Last night had eggnog
cold, with rum, nutmeg on top
And by Claus, it’s good!
Sam the Sham sang it
Wooly Bully, babydoll !
Sing it you cool cat.