I’ve long dreamed of writing an 800 page volume of haiku inspired by reruns of “The A-Team”:
Hannibal is chief
wily master of mayhem
plan comes together
BA is bad ass
gilt Nubian warrior
pity the poor fool
And so on.
Keep on composing.
Seven hundred ninety-eight
to go. We await…
Crazy fool pilot
Yapping 'bout his dog Billy
Shut up, fool! Shut up!
Have I started trend? Possibly a new poetry craze?
The Face Man is smooth
most charming operative
all the ladies swoon
That’s all I have for now, and I have to get back to work, so you’ll just have to wait for more.
Snow melts, winter ends!
Sadness! no more Shining Snow!
WHEN will September come?
In Great Debates
Disagree at length, with cites
No judge, no winner
The haiku’s gnomic pith hath delighted
Generations of esthetes benighted
But the limerick’s shape
Fits the sassy, lewd jape
And it rhymes, which is not to be slighted!
Haiku heretic,
Bringing your limerick here.
Hang your head in shame!
No! Not a chance! No!
No new trend here. Heavens, no.
Not by a long shot.
Do not fight it, J.
Compose an A-Team haiku
Become one of us. 
beer beer lovely drink
makes us think the world wont sink
into dreary shit
Hear, hear, noch ein Bier
You will hear the Germans shout!
Here comes that sweet brew.
Dear Autolycus,
Though you shove things up your ass,
You are valued here.
Orange devil cat
Your face full of white whiskers
Why is just one black?
White fluffy kitty
Your fur in horrible clumps
You lie down with slugs
Bat eared border jack
Head cocked left asks the question
Where is tennis ball?
Hairy behemoth
Why is your breath so foul, dog?
More kitty crunchies?
There, one for each critter!
haiku goo g’joob
on I wanna pita bread
y-y-y-y-yeah
Let’s see - - a haiku needs a seasonal reference.
bitumen binder
open-graded aggregate
asphalt time again
Hey, you watch for your signs of spring and I’ll watch for mine.
An implied reference to asphalt, and therefore Spring:
those who calculate
void ratios know: Nothing
can be Important
Jumping on the **A-Team ** bandwagon . . .
M-16s thunder,
Cars flip and buildings explode.
Everyone survives!
Digital hive-brain
Flame-war threads will bifurcate
The seizure is grand mal
Dear Windows XP
I do not wish to restart
Stop asking me to!
Five minutes again
Restart now Restart later
I’m working, not now!
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