::waving money::
Tally-Ho over here!
Now the party is getting better.
Mmmm… the Frog’s waving money.
::saunters over to Crunch Frog, slowly unbuttoning her top:
So, ready to get your money’s worth? 
YOW-SAH!!! Way to go, Tally-Ho!
Hubba Hubba!
:: wolf whistling ::
Dollar bills nothin’! I’ve got a 20 spot in my teeth just for you, sweet meat!
Hey! Who’s the schmuck that yelled that out? 38-26-38 is not the combination to a safe, you dork!
(Although if it’s the combo to your safe, Tally-Ho, I’ll crack it anytime)
The higher the number, the better the view, if you know what I mean. You’ll have to wait your turn, Wolfy, since it’s Crunchy’s big night.
I was gonna do some stripping at the womens party, but they’re not drunk enough…hell, I’m not drunk enough!
Anyway, it seems the drinks and dancing have kicked off here, so I’m pulling up a chair and heaving a toast to the virtual man-of-the-hour:
Top to top <clink>
Bottom to bottom <clink>
Middle to middle <clink>
Heres to me and you gettin’ a little!
:: down the hatch ::
Congrats, virtually.
:: pulls up a chair next to his buddy thinksnow ::
My god, man, would you just look at that Tally-Ho!!!
I didn’t know the human body could contort like that.
:: pours himself a beer ::
Hey, snow, check it out! Crunchy’s getting titty-slapped.
Wow. I think I’m gonna make a quick run to the ATM
Who said I only had dollar bills? I said I was “waving money” I never said the denomination, because it’s just not right to brag about having that huge of an amount of cash on you.
Sorry, Silver - they didn’t give us much warning on the wedding - I think it was that classic proposal:
YOU’RE HAVING A WHAT???
Hey, in some cases size does matter…
::stops gyrating so Crunchycan slip a bill into her black lace thong::
Hey!
::slaps his hand::
No fishing for change!
I’m not a bank.
Damn it! Don’t ya know you’ll make better tips if you just let them watch a few of these fims first. Besides, all I’ve got is gold dollars. If you can pick those up without using your hands, I’ll come over and join the party now.
But, for our next selection:
The 7 Dents in Snow White’s Cherry.
Tally Ho since we’re being all friendly and all, I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind being my mistress after I’m married? little*bit has already said it’s ok (she has plans for Monster104 when he comes of age).
I promise to lavish you with presents and adoration. So what do you say?
Being spurned by A girl wasn’t enough for you?
Hmmm… I might like being lavished however. All right, I accept. Besides I’ve always had a soft spot for the frog who knows his Monty Python.
I guess I’ll have to let you search for change now, hmm?
Woo-hoo!
I have a stripper girlfirend! Only on the internet!
That’s virtual stripper mistress, Crunchy, honey. As soon as you and little*bit tie the knot, that is.
So when does the lavishing begin? 
Oh, drat. Reality intrudes yet again.
::hurridly gathers up her clothes::
Gotta run, boys. Thanks for all your “donations”.
And Crunchy, I’ll see you later.
Did I hear people needed strippers in here? I would be glad to volunteer my…services.
Well my work day’s over, so I’m done posting for the day. I’m sure some of the other guys here would like to see your services.
Hypergirl, we are honored to have you. You know the groom, of course…I am sure you’ll make a fine showing…
Sorry I’m late. Now <pulls out wad of $100 bills> where are the strippers?
sticks head in
Y’all still looking for some strippers?