yells from hallway so she doesn’t get escorted out again
Help, I need some ladies to help me screen male strippers. Omni just offered to let me dance on his pole, Bashar is downing shot to work up the “nerve” to get on stage & Cnote is about to have a stroke he’s working so hard. After your turn around the room is completed feel free to come to either here or here to help me. 
Well, I just finished stripping for the ladies, so I think I’ll take a break over here and…WHOA!
hypergirl, you little vixen you!
You are lookin’ good! Mmm-Mmm-Mmmmm, you oh-so-know how to shake that thing…
rolls in a keg of Guinness…tosses the box of stogies on the floor…
…wolf whistling at Falcon and hypergirl…
damn, guess I missed the early show with Tally-Ho…cheers CrunchyDude!!
Damn, jesuslynch, that’s a classic!
When that one’s finished, pop one of these in:
“Hawaiian Princess” starring Kamanawannalayya
“Eat Me In St. Louis” starring Connie Lingus
Why thank you! You know, I am good at other things too…
Maybe I could give you a “private show”. If ya want. 
can I come in to ogle the women?
As long as quietgirl doesn’t find out I’ll be fine.
Hey, is that a hurricane in the distance? No, wait… it’s… oh, my god.
<flees>
[mother of the bride hat on]
Crunchy Frog is having a bachelor party with strippers? gasp of horror I can’t believe that my little girl would virtually marry that kind of man.
What? Did you say a bachelorette party with * male strippers*. Not my little*bit. I raised her to be a good girl. She would never do such a thing.
Now, just exactly where is this bachelorette party going to be held? [mother of the bride hat off]
Sure, hypergirl, that sounds very nice. There’s a room way in the back of this hanger…just comfortable enough for two
Wooooooooooooooo! Parthy! I told yoush that I’d find the shtrippers. And look, they’re all twinsh! Wait…am i just sheeing dubble again?
Awww.shucks, I can’t be druncksh agin, I’m the barthender! Really, i’m not ash think as you drunk I am. This party rocksh!!