Custom Licence Plates — Seen in the Wild

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Seems like I saw a different variation on this sometime this summer, but don’t remember precisely. Oh well.

And UGH PPL. A sentiment that I currently heartily endorse, given some Stuff that’s going on my life which would be better if PEOPLE BEHAVED THEMSELVES–

sorry, carry on

1LOWCHEV on a Chevy pick-up truck that was modified to be a low-rider.

AHHYNOT on a Tesla.

And spotted in the office parking lot at lunch time, JODH 5 on a Toyota Sienna. Is that a name? Otherwise I have no ideas.

And on the drive back from lunch, AGA12 on an Explorer. “Attorney General something something”, which my passenger suggested? The driver’s initials?

BAEBAE

I’m assuming a variant on Baby, probably with some sass to it. (I understand that Bae means babe).

BIGGC79 on a red SUV.

Aga and Johd both sound very Indian to me. Lotta South Asians live or work in the Bay Area. Maybe that?

JUL :black_heart: BMW Care to guess what kind of car it was on? I assume JUL is short for the driver’s name or initials. At first I assumed something like Julia, but then I saw it was driven by an older man.

On a Honda Pilot: MUMSTAR. Someone who’s good at keeping secrets?

A few from last night an this morning:

YARKHAN on a Mach-E. “Yar, Khan”?

MOISEEV on an Audi sedan. No clue on that one.

LDP OG on an FJ Cruiser. Maybe “driver’s initials, original gangster”?

FWAPI on an Infinity Q50. As a software guy, my mind immediately goes “Firmware API”, but I could be wrong.

Been a slow week here but I scored a few:

  • WALL⎵ST on a FL standard plate on a generic crossover with US Navy vietnam veteran plate frame.

  • SOPHIAA on a FL standard plate on a sedan. A respelling or maybe her last name starts with A? She could have had a space between the two As if she’d wanted.

  • UPITA on a FL standard plate on an older raggedy Lexus. Maybe a Latin name. Or maybe suggesting You’re a PITA to everyone behind them? I prefer the latter.

  • GIFTED⎵2 on a FL standard plate on a new midline Mercedes. Extra smart? Got the car as a gift? Has 2 smart kids?

  • R⎵QUIGG on a FL standard plate on an Audi sedan. Surely a name. But “Quigg” is a fun word in its own right.

  • CHIEFY⎵1 on a FL standard plate on a 4-door Jeep wrangler with a Chiefy-something plate frame too. Turns out he’s a local semi-celeb from a nearby town who goes by the handle Chiefy. Good bet he served a good while enlisted in Navy. He runs a local sport fishing company, published a sport fishing news & advice column in the weekly small town rag while it was still published, etc. The guy driving looked like his pix in the paper. I spotted a (local) celebrity! Yaay me. :zany_face:

On a Ford Explorer: TNSG NF. Tensing enough? I got nuthin’. Any ideas?

CHIEF B on a Kia Soul. I wonder what he’s chief of. Police? A Native American tribe? Or maybe “chief bee” like the male equivalent of queen bee?

More likely a retired US Navy or Coast Guard senior enlisted person. “Chief” is their rank / title. IME, to a much greater extent than other services Chiefs like to keep using their in-service title in retirement a lot more than USAF, USMC, or Army Sergeants like to keep theirs.

Here’s my copious haul for just a couple days. I’ll probably have a 2-week drought to pay for this. Oh well.

  • RETIR⎵RN on a FL standard plate on a Mercedes crossover. The 60-something woman driving somehow looked a lot like you’d expect a career nurse to look.

  • BOLIDE on a FL “family values” booster plate on a blacked out fairly snazzed up BMW sedan. The outfit behind that plate claims to be all about teaching couples life skills, but something about them just screams “extremist religious cult” to me. I cringe every time I see one of their plates. “Bolide” being the technical term for an meteorite glowing especially brightly and leaving a big trail during reentry, or one big enough to leave a significant crater after impact. I wonder quite what the owner was thinking when they picked that word?

  • AVA⎵MINA on a FL standard plate on a generic crossover. A lady’s name perhaps?

  • DGG⎵⎵3 on a FL standard plate on a Mercedes coupe. Initials and little creativity?

  • MZ⎵MAX on a FL standard plate on another crossover. MZ is probably respelled “Ms.”, although I wonder whether MAX is a short form for her first or last name or just a cool nickname.

  • BILDIT on a FL disabled veteran plate on a shiny pickup truck. Somebody in the construction biz or maybe real estate development. The truck wasn’t a work truck; this guy was an owner, office type, or supervisor.

  • NO⎵RUSH2 on a FL standard plate on a max case glitzed-out Range Rover mega-SUV. Kinda incongruous plate choice; most Range Rovers around here are driven by pushy maniacs. One being in no rush would be out of character. At least they had parked badly & hurriedly in a nearly empty lot. So at least some of their stereotype was upheld. :man_facepalming:

  • SRVET on a FL specialty booster plate I couldn’t quite recognize in the time available. It was on a BMW coupe. A veterinarian, or a Veteran? SR for “Senior” or “Sir” or ???. Or maybe it’s something closer to “Serve T”? Any ideas?

  • CFYRE on another FL specialty booster plate I couldn’t quite recognize in the time available as the pickup shoved its way recklessly through too heavy traffic for that shit. Perhaps that’s “Centerfire” as in a gun enthusiast. I didn’t notice any stickers, plate frames, etc. to give context. Could be a firefighter with an agency named “C”, but we don’t have any single word “C” cities around here.

  • NO⎵FORDS on a FL standard plate on a black Camaro convertible. With loud exhaust who revved a lot at every opportunity. We get it Bub; you think Chevys are great. How nice for you.

I was following a red SUV with ONLY 24 on my way to the office. I couldn’t see the driver to tell if they were really only 24. There were a bunch of stickers on the car too but it was too dark to read them.

Then on my way home I got cut off by an Audi with the “Kids First” plate reading HOPE11.

And if they are, do they get a new plate every year on their birthday?

My thoughts go to the phrase, “only 24 hours in the day.”

Wonder what HOMEBODY was doing tooling down my street at ten pm on a weekday night…

ELETRUC on an F150 Raptor. “Something truck”, I assume, but I don’t know what the ELE means. If it was a Lightning I might think it meant “Elec-truck”, which would be some pretty cleaver word play, but that wouldn’t make sense on this truck, IMO.