Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A crow anatomy textbook and a human.

A textbook and a Crow.

An unexpected swim and a horseback ride for two.

A syngnathid and an outboard motor.

A tease and a thrill

a pencil sharpener and a disreputable cat

A quantum entanglement and a spin.

A great time and a second date.

A chat and a snap.

A three-cornered hat and a hamantaschen.

A pair of boots and a saddle.

An edge and a notch.

A happy ending and another happy ending.

A lot of jokes and a plant to take home.

A vintage VCR and a cassette player.

A rude awakening and a natty cream-colored tuxedo.

A tuxedo dress and a poster of Billy Porter.

An old Farrah Fawcett poster and an overshadowed death.

Mister Satch and Mister Cros on the record player

An unpleasant facelift and an unexpected rendition of G&S.