Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A rope and a prayer.

A Dizzy and a Gillespie.

A Senate meeting gone badly awry and a charming wedding scene.

A pundit and a pandit.

A love scene and a death scene.

the big comfy couch and this old house

A relocation and a secret identity.

A moon and sixpence.

A battered paperback copy of a Somerset Maugham novel and a free Tahitian vacation.

A bamboo garden and a panda.

A statue of Atlas and a shrug.

A weird neighbor and a lengthy harangue.

A lightning storm and some red matter.

A plot and a twist.

A hipster and a fedora

A nightmarish evening and a story for the tabloids

A Sunday evening and where did the weekend go?

A volcanic eruption and a short-term stay in the Brig.

An active volcano and a rice paddy.

A selection of uniforms and a welcome-home kiss.