A bad hangover and a
detachable penis
A hangover remedy and a reattached penis.
a critique of your manners and a stale cookie
A laugh and a Carafe…!
A chuckle and a knuckle.
A wheeze and a sneeze
A facemask and a round of contact-tracing questions.
A sneeze and a snotty facemask.
A ride to the sit and spin and a laundry card.
A ride to the local drive-in that sells the best burgers, and a library card.
A trip to the supermarket and a week’s worth of groceries.
A cold drink and a foot rub.
A drive-by shooting and a bullet-proof vest.
A soggy tissue and a soulful look.
A barstool and a frosty mug.
A carrot and a stick.
A low rider and a lonely bull
An unfinished painting and a lost commission.
A glorious flag and a patriotic salue.
Bird crap on your car and a dead mole next to it.