Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A sly cat and a dumb dog.

A cool cat and a hound dog.

A pair of blue suede shoes and a room at the Heartbreak Hotel.

A big hunk o’ love and a teddy bear.

fresh-picked blackberries and a glass of wine

An amorous hamster and a bottle of elderberry wine.

An amorous elderberry and and a bottle of hamster wine

A Chuck Berry and and Amy Winehouse

A LION TAMER hat and a visit to the zoo.

A set of oil paints and a beret.

An oily beret and a lion wearing pants

An elephant in my pajamas and a very old joke.

Some black pyjamas and a visit from the Viet Cong

PJs and a blankie

PB and J.

BL and T.

A rhapsody in blue and a star spangled banner

A cheery whistle and a warm smile.

A Brahms violin sonata and an allergic reaction.

A wistful expression and a heavy sigh.