A left shoe and a missing right one.
A big kiss and an engraved invitation to Proxima Centauri.
A lei and a lay.
A fantastical flower and a fit of narcolepsy
A really good piece of chocolate cake and a chilled glass of milk.
A barely-edible piece of chocolaty cake and a glass of tepid milk.
lactose intolerance and a greasy hamburger
A grease fire and a handy extinguisher.
A Friday night and a Saturday morning.
An unexplained rash and a stale donut
Donuts in the front yard and a stalemate
Jelly donuts in the front yard and chocolate croissants in the back yard.
A junkyard dawg and a mean Joe Greene
An adorable puppy and a willing manservant who works for free.
A soak in the hot tub and a few dozen rubber duckies.
A rakish beret and a loaf of crusty bread
A hot day and a possibly rainy night.
Survival rations and an oddly misshapen scarf
A cabbage and a savage
A sausage and some sewage.