Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A multiplication table and an iron maiden.

A library visit and then a frustrating trip to a cheese shop.

A do you in fact have any cheese and a rude reply.

An introduction to the cheese lady and some fig preserves

A growling stomach and something to eat.

A hungry cat and a disappointed cheese-shopper.

A drive up polish food / pierogis event
and a :beers:

food poisoning and an unexpected encounter at the emergency room

An assassination and a date with the assassin’s wife.

It’s Raining Men and sandals in the snow

A terminal disease and a steadfast lover and his misguided father.

A tearjerker of a movie and a grainy black and white photograph.

A serious crush on your father’s new wife and a trip to Flanders.

A sermon by Ned Flanders and a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

A shedding cat and an antihistamine.

A cat scratch and a fever.

A vaccination and a cute nurse.

A vacation and a welcome home.

unexpected guests and their house on wheels

A stray cat and a trip to the vet.