A boatful of Spaniards and a stack of seized magazines.
A tour of the armory and tapas at my place.
A guava martini and a genuine Bakelite swizzle stick.
A set of Calphalon cookware and a bottle of rose hip caplets.
An abject, drunken confession and some feline flea medicine
An '80s video game and a 2016 trio for piano, oboe and bassoon.
A sprightly jig by the side of a canal lock and your choice of two fish with which to be hit in the face.
A Monty Python episode and another Monty Python episode.
An argument clinic and a sleeping parrot
A jar of pickled vidalias and a sleeping cat.
A generator in a power outage and an empty gas can
pink slime and a stamp collection
A cat emoji and a long shower.
A HMG instructional film and a series of comedic explosions.
Grated cheese and a wolf.
A haircut and two bits
an ear infection and antibiotics
A female impersonator and an enormous hedgehog.
A half-eaten egg roll and some cat toys on the floor.
A snazzy cardinal’s uniform and a comfy chair.