Describe a work with a truncated title.

The Ood, the Bad and the Ugly - two cowboys encounter a telepathic Doctor Who alien.

I, Root - A collection of stories about what happens when trees gain intelligence.

The Spy Who Loved M - James Bond decides to settle down.

Free Will - a young boy saves a killer whale. Or maybe he won’t. It depends.

Fiends - six twenty-something minor demons experience life and love in New York City.

Ill Bill - Uma Therman embarks on a voyage of revenge, but is beaten by a fatal disease.

Men - A guy in a wheelchair sends a bunch of normal teenagers to fight a Holocaust survivor.

Ocean’s 1 - Danny Ocean tries to rob a casino on his own. He takes ten sequels to succeed.

My Big Fat Geek Wedding - love blooms between a WoW powergamer and a mild-mannered computer scientist.

The Russia Hose - Three notebooks containing Soviet militart secrets are investigated for authenticity by an expert in lawn sprinklers.

Watership Dow. A caustic lab accident at a global chemical manufacturer causes the lab rabbits to speak, then seek shelter by the eye-wash station.

Girl With a Pear Earring - a young fruit farmer inspires Vermeer to create his most famous work.

Si City - Frank Miller’s gritty tale of a city made entirely of silicon.

Blazing Addles - A cautionary tale about the mental incapacitation brought on by fire.

King Ear - a king with three daughters decides to listen to what they have to say.

A Midsummer Night’s Dram - young lovers escape to the woods to drink whisky.

The Turn of the Crew - a young governess is hired to look after the staff of a ship.

Lilo and Titch - a young girl befriends a tiny alien.

The Princess and the Fog - a New Orleans parade is cancelled due to inclement weather.

Princess Ride - He’s back in her saddle again.

Ale Rider - A preacher gets a landowner too sauced to care about squatters.

Liver! - A young London pauper doesn’t want any more food.

Ent - the story of a group of impoverished young artists struggling to survive in the forest of Fangorn.

Do we need to retain word breaks? If not:

Ducks up! – The Marx Brothers go hunting for waterfowl.
ADA at the Races – A documentary on the implementation of federal law on the treatment of people with disabilities at racetracks.

A Tale of Two Cites – A Doper provides a couple of references.
End It Like Beckham – A rash of copycat suicides among amateur soccer players.

Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas: Don’t get too close to the sharp equipment!

Marathon Ma - Is it secret? Is it safe? Did you wash behind your ears?

The Spy Who Loved M - James Bond becomes a fan of early Fritz Lang films.

201: A Space Odyssey - In 201 AD, the ancient Romans try to build the first spaceship by gluing feathers to a chariot.

Fists of Fur - Bruce Lee battles his enemies with chinchilla handpuppets.

Cueless - A Beverly Hills Teen auditions for a movie and flubs her lines.
**The OD Couple - **Two divorced men share an apartment and heroin needles… OR
The Biopic of Kurt and Courtney Cobain…
**History of the Word, Part I - **Mel Brooks’ off-color look at Etymology.
Satch - A world famous jazz saxophonist gets caught up in a diamond heist.

**Live and Let Di - **James Bond is assigned to guard the Princess of Wales from ferocious paparazzi

I was going to do “The Princess Ride, a documentary on Disneyworld.”

**Tootie - **A young boy makes it on a hit sitcom by dressing up like a girl.
The Roc - A legendary bird escapes from its cage, and threatens to wreak havoc on a major city.
**The Ox - **Random families are given the option of receving millions of dollars in exchange for the death of an animal.

Night Shit - Two men operate a successful pay toilet inside a morgue.

Lice in Wonderland - The Hatter is being driven mad with scalp itch.
Lol TA - An extremely precocious girl becomes a hilarious graduate teacher.

Babette’s Feat – A French chef moves to Jutland and becomes a daredevil.
Rash – Ensemble film about a bunch of Los Angeles bigots who share a skin affliction.
Laces in the Heart – A cardiac surgeon develops a new suturing procedure.