I don’t have a problem with blowjob or head.
I mean, if your in company that you feel comfortable making that statement, I think “She gives good head” would be rather flattering. Obviously, if she does give good head, then she enjoys doing so and I doubt would be offended by you simply expressing that the way most guys would.
But that’s just me. BTW- Today I have a new found admiration for GBS.
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
An old girlfriend referred to oral sex as “OG,” short for “Oral Gratification.”
Doing what a lot of folks call “69” was referred to by her as “SMOG.” If you have trouble with this, she meant: “Simultaneous Mutual Oral Gratification.”
Crystalguy
You give us an opening like this and think we won’t jump on it like Oprah on a baked ham? You don’t know us very well. All I can promise is I won’t use any smilies. My office mates are wondering what the hell I’m snickering about so what the hell. It brings back memories of all the vulgar, juvenile and unintentionally homoerotic humor of my shipmates at liberty time in Subic Bay.
Q: What’s the definition of a true friend?
A: One who goes to town for two BJs and brings one back for you.
I know a way we can get kicked out of the navy. You give me a BJ and I’ll say I liked it.
Looking back that was really homoerotic.
It brings back other memories of those days in the Philipines. Not as funny but they still make me smile. Let’s just say that a woman putting her teeth in a glass does not make me thing of an Efferdent commercial.
The rule I follow is I’m talking with a woman who won’t be offended by the topic I don’t need use any euphemisms which might be more vulgar.
Going down on
Hob the knob
knobenzie jobenzie
This last was coined while on TDY to Germany, when a coworker, drunk, stuck a 10 Deutsche-Mark bill to his forehead and rang the doorbell of a supposed bordello. when the lady opened the door he grinned and asked…
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
I can honestly say that I really do not like “gumming the green bean” as a euphemism for fellatio. I can’t figure out why it bugs me so much, though…
I don’t have a problem with “blow job” or “hummer.” My boyfriend enjoys a good pipe job 4-5 times a week. He calls me the blow job queen. 
I think I would have a problem if he told his friends I was “suckin dick”, “gobblin the goop”, or “slobbin the knob.” Some of those are just too funny to say outload and they sound really dumb!! As long as it’s a compliment on her ablilities though, it doesn’t really matter what you call it!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
Sorry, that should be outloud not load!!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
I think the legal phrase is “I did not have sex with that woman”
Telling it to the Judge.
Speaking into the bonophone.
I voted for Melin
I think the phrase of " My wife is great in bed." will give the implications that you want and let the mental visuals of the chums you are shop talking with run amok without sullying your wife’s good name.
OR - you could just say, " I love my wife. She swallows."
I’m living so beyond my income that we may almost said to be living apart
-e e cummings
Chief-
You could compliment your wife’s smile and say that she has the prettiest teeth you’ve ever come across.
And let’s not forget that wonderful phrase:
Gobbling crank.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
funneefarmer: kneeling kiss, not too bad. That wouldn’t bother me.
Bricker: glad to see you, hope you’re back for good!
ChiefScott: blow job isn’t that offensive, at least not used in the context you’re referring to. My hubby also says BJ, when in mixed company. I don’t personally like to use that term myself, but then, I’m shy about talking candidly on such things in general. Posting here is really helping me to get over that! As to the question about acceptance of the term, hmmmm. I guess so, never really thought about that.
Padeye:
I used the word “wife” as an example. I am not married, guys!!!
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Oops! Hit the wrong button, trying to do several things at once. :o
anyway, Padeye: ROFL!! that was great! ‘an adventure!!!’
VB: ROFL! You’re too much! Did that really happen?
I can’t keep from laughing out loud at these comments! I love it! 
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
I don’t know–I’ve got to say that if the conversation is headed in that direction, gentility is probably already out the window. I don’t think you’re going to beat “blow job” or “going down on” without resorting to the clinical sterility of “oral sex” or the obscurity of “fellatio”.
Personally, I’ve always been fond of “spending some time with my friends Neil and Bob”.
When we were learning to take a sexual history, we were told that you may need to use more colloquial terms with some patients, such as “blow job” instead of “oral sex” or “fellatio”. One girl in our class is from Russia, and she later asked if we could help her with some of the American slang she had yet to pick up. What a golden opportunity! We had fun for a while, but I think we eventually straightened her out. Still, don’t be surprised if your otherwise sweet and quiet doctor someday asks you, “So how many times in the last week have you played Hide The Pickle?”
Dr. J
Chief - Just say “My wife/SO happens to be uniquely qualified for the position of Presidential intern.”
Classy, yet effective.
Hmmm…let’s see. Chief, you’ve been underway now for how many weeks? Seems like about 3 or 4. Yep, you’re right on schedule for this thread.
BTW, does your sick bay have explicit color photos of, um, infected “members” used to deter errant, unprotected liasons in places like Subic Bay? With the STDs available now, a dose of the clap almost seems quaint.
Chief
Good lord! What sort of company do you keep, that discussing your wife’s proficiency at oral sex, or even the existence of your sex life, considered polite?
Rachelle
I know some guys who would contest your right to the throne.